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    The Marriage Pact In "My Best Friend's Wedding" Is Totally Bananas

    "When we're both 28, if we've never been married...we marry each other."

    The moment I woke up, before I put on my makeup, I was blessed with Entertainment Weekly's My Best Friend's Wedding reunion cover.

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    It's honestly amazing, and my made my heart grow three sizes.

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    But it also reminded me of the world's most bananas marriage pact of all time.

    Today is as good a day as any to remind you that their marriage pact was by 28-YEARS-OLD!!!

    I mean, this opening paragraph to the Wikipedia summary alone HAS SO MUCH TO UNPACK:

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    "Julianne Potter, a 27-year-old New York Restaurant critic."

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    Me at 27: Finally splurging for the SECOND cheapest bottle of wine instead of the cheapest.

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    "In college, the two made an agreement that if neither of them were married by the time they turned 28, they would marry each other."

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    By 28???? Okay, first of all, I know that marriage pacts are mostly a TV and movie trope, but for the love of god aim a LITTLE higher? Like, 35? 40?

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    And now, the best part. The cherry on top of this nightmare. "Michael tells her that in four days, he will marry Kimmy Wallace (Cameron Diaz), a 20-year-old University of Chicago student from a wealthy family."

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    Pardon me? Excuse me??? This fact bothers me every time I re-remember it, which is basically once a year:

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    Cameron Diaz's character was not old enough to legally drink at her wedding.

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    *still image of Kim thinking about how her Fake ID worked at the door, probably.*

    To summarize, this is how I feel about exactly 100% of this:

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