Are These Real "Riverdale" Characters Or Did I Just Make Them Up?

Tall Boy was a Southside Serpent who was "revealed" to be the Gargoyle King. A sentence that makes sense, I swear.

Nah, it's still just a coffee maker, as far as I know.

Again, no. Not real!

This one is real! Peaches 'N Cream is a member of the gang, Pretty Poison. Duh.

Jellybean, JB for short, is Jughead's little sister.

NOT YET!

Also fake! But in some universe there has to be a lanky gang member named Lima Bean.

YOU FORKIN' BET, HE WAS!

Duh, it's Papa Poutine's comically large son.

Nope, just things that you put in your soup...at the moment.

MEOW. Not real.

Oh, he's real. His abs are real too. And we must protect him at all costs.

The baby twins that were thrown into a fire at the farm! Doiiiiiii.

Just flowers, this time!

No, but WHAT A COOL NAME.

He's the sweetest Serpent you'll ever meet.

It's really just a matter of time.

He's real, and since we must not speak ill of the dead I will say NOTHING FURTHER.