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May 3, 2017

How Popular Are Your "Riverdale" Opinions?

See how much you River-fail.

  1. Who should Archie date?

    Who should
    Archie date?

    CW
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    Betty
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    Veronica
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    Cheryl
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    Valerie
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    Miss Grundy
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    LOL NOBODY
  1. What do you think of Bughead as a couple?

    What do you think of Bughead as a couple?

    CW
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    Bug yeah!
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    Bug nah!
  1. Which Blossom is the creepiest?

    Which Blossom is the creepiest?

    CW
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Which Blossom is the creepiest?
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    Cheryl
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    Cliff
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    Penelope
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    Jason Blossom's rotting corpse
  1. Speaking of, will Jason Blossom come back as a zombie?

    Speaking of, will Jason Blossom come back as a zombie?

    CW
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    Yes, that makes sense!
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    Nope, wtf are you talking about.
  1. Should Archie pursue football or music?

    Should Archie pursue football or music?

    CW
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Should Archie pursue football or music?
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    Football
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    Music
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    He doesn't seem to be great at either, TBH.
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    Why the fuck can't he do both?
  1. Why doesn't Jughead ever take off his hat?

    Why doesn't Jughead ever take off his hat?

    CW
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Why doesn't Jughead ever take off his hat?
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    He's weird.
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    He's a weirdo.
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    He doesn't fit in.
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    IDK, I'm busy wondering why his name is Jughead and not Hathead.
  1. Whose wardrobe do you want?

    Whose wardrobe do you want? 

    CW
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Whose wardrobe do you want?
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    Betty's
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    Veronica's
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    Cheryl's
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    Ethel's
  1. Which parent is the hottest?

    Which parent is the hottest?

    CW
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    Fred Andrews
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    Mary Andrews
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    Hermione Lodge
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    Alice Cooper
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    Hal Cooper
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    FP Jones
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    Cliff Blossom
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    Penelope Blossom
  1. Which wig moment made you wig out more?

    Which wig moment made you wig out more? 

    CW
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Which wig moment made you wig out more?
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    This closet full o' wigs
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    This hot tub wig scene
  1. Betty and Veronica are...

    Betty and Veronica are...

    CW
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Betty and Veronica are...
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    Better as BFFs
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    MEANT TO BE TOGETHER OMG
  1. And finally...who killed Jason Blossom?

    And finally...who killed Jason Blossom? 

    CW
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    Archie
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    Betty
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    Jughead
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    Veronica
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    Cheryl
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    Cheryl's Mom
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    Cheryl's Dad
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    Betty's Mom
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    Betty's Dad
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    Polly
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    Veronica's Mom
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    Veronica's Dad
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    Jughead's Dad
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    Archie's Dad
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    Archie's Mom
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    Kevin
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    Josie
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    Valerie
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    Reggie
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    Moose
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    Kevin's Serpent Boyfriend
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    Another Serpent
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    Miss Grundy
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    Miss Grundy's creepy stalker ex
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    Dilton Doiley
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    Ethel
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    Pop Tate
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    Smithers
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    Sheriff Keller
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    Someone else and I'll tell you who in the comments!

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