There are many, many, hot parents on Riverdale — that's just a fact. I mean friggin' Mark Consuelos is on the show:
But sometimes we are not born recognizing hotness, but hotness is thrust upon us (hehehe). Up until last night, Sheriff Keller was just a regular ole' dad character on the show. Certainly not bad looking by any means, but I wasn't like, "OH WOW LOOK AT SHERIFF KELLER" you know?
And then something crazy happened while Veronica was stumbling around the Keller household lookin' for clues and all she found was THIS instead...
...and she was literally ALL OF US in this moment:
I MEANNNNNNNNN, SERIOUSLY?!
People were losing their minds over this new revelation:
Because, even though the guy's always been a dad...
...he has now officially been reigned the new DADDY.