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16 Jokes About "Hocus Pocus" That Are Just So Accurate

"Hocus Pocus is about three old witches reminding a teenage boy he's a virgin every chance they get."

It's almost Halloween, which means Hocus Pocus season is still in effect:

Bette Midler as Winnifred standing in front of her cauldron in Hocus Pocus
Buena Vista Pictures/Courtesy Everett Collection

If you're like me and you've already watched it approx. 12,000 times, here are some jokes that'll make you laugh out loud:

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No woman in the history of film has ever been as horny as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

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Thackery not Zachary RT to save a life #HocusPocus #Binx

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me: I watch hocus pocus for the plot the plot:

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thackery binx’s friends probably just call him thack

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Way to go, Max, couldn’t help yourself smh 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 *VIRGIN* 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 #HocusPocus #31NightsOfHalloween

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winifred sanderson when max lit the black flame candle https://t.co/HnlWoi5zYf

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Me, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: Twist the bones and bend the back. Me: Armed robber: Trim thee of thine baby fat me: *sweats profusely* armed robber: Give him fur as black as black, just.. Me: ..LIKE...THISSSSS

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When it’s october 30th and a virgin lights the black flame candle

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hocus pocus is about three old witches reminding a teenage boy hes a virgin every chance they get

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it’s spooky time and that means my crush on max dennison from hocus pocus returns

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The Sanderson Sisters first sip of children’s youth in 300 years after being set free from a black flamed candle lit by a virgin

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Instead of asking if you're a virgin I usually prefer to say, "So would you or wouldn't you be able to light the black flame candle?"

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Me about to watch Hocus pocus for the 1,200 time

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