17 UnBEARably Funny Tweets About The "Riverdale" Mid-Season Premiere

    "The old Archie can't come to the phone right now..."

    Jen Abidor
    by Jen Abidor

    BuzzFeed Staff

    🚨Spoiler alert 🚨: Don't read this post if you haven't watched the most recent episode of Riverdale.

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    MiguelΓ³n Mvsk @MigueL_MarinG

    Archie, figuring out who is the one to blame. #Riverdale

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    Casey Cott @CaseyCott

    People get beaten up in #riverdale a LOT.

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    𝐚𝐯𝐚 @avasposie

    CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU CHONI SAID I LOVE YOU #RIVERDALE BITCH

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    meri @luvingheart_

    me when jughead didn’t take the mask off from that guy #riverdale

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    k @LovelyKayes

    The old Archie can't come to the phone right now.. #Riverdale

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    Nora Dominick @noradominick

    Would watch an entire Cheryl and Toni heist movie... #Riverdale #Choni

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    chelsea🌻 @lilixbetty

    I’m still laughing at how Betty was acting like a mother of 12 kids the entire episode.. getting up in the middle of the night to comfort the kids from the soqm having a nightmare uwu #riverdale

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    Iris @iam_ladyiris

    The best part of this episode is Archie acknowledging his own stupidity #Riverdale

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    J β™₯ @its_jeda

    Everyone watching #Riverdale : β€œIdc what happens to Archie just don’t hurt Vegas πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€ Everyone when something happens to Archie:

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    Madelaine Petsch @madelainepetsch

    I love how Hiram Lodge fully embraces his fur daddy lyfe these daysπŸ˜‚ (no animals were harmed in the making of this tweet) #riverdale

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    ClexasChoni @ChonisMadnessa

    Jughead: covers a murder, forces Cheryl to lie about FP covering Jasons murder, makes a drugg deal with Penny, drives a illegal race... *Choni steals a golden egg from Hiram* Jughea: Well thats a crime... kicked out!Β‘!

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    FaliceBarchie πŸ‘‘ #CBBUS2 πŸ’œ @anchors_ahoy

    Veronica: β€œBut we’re endgame, Archie.” Also Veronica: #Riverdale

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    Karls @karlanoellee

    Me watching Hiram get stabbed, even if it’s just an hallucination. Small victories 😭 #Riverdale

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    πšœπšπš˜πš—πšŽπšœ πš‹πšŠπšŽ πš‘πšŠπš—πš—πšŠπš‘ πš“ @hannah_nycole

    So Archie survived the black hood, Hiram lodge, juvenile detention, and the crazy farm girl.... JUST TO GET TAKEN OUT BY A BEAR #riverdale

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    malia @maliafrun

    So Archie went through hell and shit just to end up dead, bc of a fucking bear ??? #Riverdale

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    Savannah Lindsay @kurva_slh

    Me sitting here knowing Archie ain’t dead and they just wasting their time trying to make us believe he is....... #Riverdale

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    Colleen Kowalski @C_Kowalski727

    It’s not even worth trying to understand #Riverdale anymore. Yes I’m still going to watch it.

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