So if you started your day thinking you weren't gonna be looking at a naked pic of Drake Bell, I'm sorry to inform you that you were wrong. And if you still want to go about your day like that, here's your moment!
I'm serious! Now's your last chance! You can go snack on candy hearts and continue hate-liking pics of people posting their "flowers from bae" — and you'll keep living in your pure Nickelodeon rerun bubble where this fully clothed, floppy-haired Drake Bell is all you know:
It's true! Michelangelo himself sculpted Drake for this very snapshot! DAVID IS SHOOK.
If you're still breathing, there's more. Drake released this *steamy* (AND NSFW!) AF music video for his new song "Rewind" earlier today and, well, it's a little more Fifty Shades and a lot less Nickelodeon, if you catch my drift...