Hey there! If you woke up on this lovely Thursday morning thinking you weren't going to see Jennifer Garner dressed up in a marching band uniform to play "Happy Birthday" on saxophone for Reese Witherspoon's birthday, BOY OH BOY WERE YOU WRONG!!! Without further ado:
SHE FREAKING DID THAT!!!!!!
AND THEN JUST MARCHED AWAY LIKE THE BADASS SHE TRULY IS!
My friend Erin reminded me that J. Garner's marching band history is well-documented on a relic called the 13 Going on 30 DVD, so this truly isn't out of left field!
People are truuuuly shook by this birthday gift to Reese/regular gift TO US ALL:
Jennifer Garner went full band geek to wish Reese Witherspoon a happy birthday and I’M WEAK
I remember a while back Jennifer Garner said she wouldn't join social media because she has nothing interesting to share....boy was she wrong. https://t.co/0rfRgNqwxY
No one is better than Jennifer Garner on Instagram right now. https://t.co/wAghynDql4
In the words of my esteemed colleague, Lauren Yapalater, BYE KENNY G, HIIIIII JENNY G!!!!
Kenny G is over. Jenny G has risen.