We Need To Talk About Ryan Gosling's Collar In The "Blade Runner" Poster
Why the long neck?!
This is Ryan Gosling's face:
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Yes, yes, it's very attractive and you probably want to make out with it. Which is why something *troubling* has happened on the new poster for Blade Runner 2049.
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Ryan's face is almost entirely obstructed by a giant collar:
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Srsly, can you even see Ryan's face at all????
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Helloooooo, Ryan Gosling! You in there????
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WHY THE LONG NECK, RYAN???
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Who leaked this behind-the-scenes photo of you?
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Is this your female co-star? Is she the Blade Runnerette?
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TBH, I have no idea what a blade runner is.
Are you secretly in love with Keira Knightly at Christmastime but you can't tell her?
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Are you in the midst of fraternity recruitment?
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Are you Neo from The Matrix?
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Are you feeling like Pocahontas?
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Are you a famous book?
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Are you in a Gwen Stefani music video??
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Wait, wait, are you a classic Counting Crows song???
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Jokes aside, Ryan Gosling with only 3/4 of a face is still hotter than most people with a full face.
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