So, a little indie artist named Taylor Swift whom you may or may not have heard of released an album called Reputation today and honestly it's perfect.
I would like to say I've been listening to the whole thing all morning, but the problem is I keep getting stuck on "Getaway Car" and hitting repeat. I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. At the moment I honestly feel like this:
i can't believe the entire album is just getaway car 15 times. amazing.
If you haven't listened to "Getaway Car," it's a lyrically genius bop that is basically, definitely, 100% about Taylor leaving Calvin Harris for Tom Hiddleston:
Getaway Car is about leaving your man for another man but finding out both of them ain’t shit... my mind is fucking blown.
It has lyrics like this:
And this:
She's literally talking about that 2016 Met Gala which she attended with Calvin Harris, but then danced with Tom Hiddleston:
okay so obviously getaway car is about tom and it just clicked that in the chorus she says ‘think about the place w… https://t.co/i5hOAKYMwT
WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHT, QUEEN.
Taylor worked on the song with Jack Antonoff CLEARLY, because it's the most Jack Antonoff song that ever Jack Antonoffed.
GETAWAY CAR SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE JACK ANTONOFF JDKSJDKDJD #reputation
"Getaway Car" is the most Jack Antonoff song not sung by Jack Antonoff #reputation
GETAWAY CAR HAS THAT JACK ANTONOFF MAGIC TOUCH AND I'M DYING. This is it. This is my favourite. 💫 #reputation
Anyways, thankfully I'm not the only one having a meltdown over how good this song is:
waiting 3 years for a new taylor album was really worth it since we got getaway car
CAN WE TALK ABOUT GETAWAY CAR IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
So I’m glad everyone’s in agreement over their love for Getaway Car
It's a miracle song, really.
getaway car cured my anxiety, watered my crops, and raised my grades
The lyrics are perfection!
The lyrics from "Getaway Car" deserve a standing ovation (and a Grammy) #Repuation
Quick list of my reactions to 'Getaway Car': 1) I'M FLYIN'. 2) I'M CRYIN'. 3) I'M DYIN'. 4) GOODBYE. #reputation
Better than Mozart!
Getaway Car is everything Mozart wishes he could have done
And it honestly needs to be a single, or I will riot.
If Getaway Car doesn't become a single, I will sue.
BECAUSE IT IS AN INSTANT CLASSIC.
Getaway Car is probably... the greatest thing to ever happen to my ears. @taylorswift13 #reputation
ONE MORE TIME FOR EVERYONE IN THE BACK!
Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway Car Getaway… https://t.co/gCRUgYPagk
THE END.
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