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Every "Schitt's Creek" Fan Is A Thing From "A Little Bit Alexis" — What's Yours?

Every &quot;Schitt&#x27;s Creek&quot; Fan Is A Thing From &quot;A Little Bit Alexis&quot; — What&#x27;s Yours?

Pick a _Schitt's Creek_ character to spend the day with:

Which of these things that "everybody's got" do you want the most?

Choose another bop from a TV show or movie:

Finally, choose an Alexis facial expression:

Vroom vroom, bitches! You're not some plebe car like an Audi or, god forbid, a Honda. You're a beautiful, unique, expensive Lamborghini and it shows!

You're a Lamborghini!

As my good friend, Leo (nardo DiCaprio, in case I wasn't being clear enough!) told me in an infinity pool in the Maldives, being a Hollywood star is very difficult work. And so is being Alexis. But you're built for this life, honey. Congrats!

You're a Hollywood star!

Some yachts are huge, some yachts are cute. But you...you're both! And let's be honest, there's absolutely nothing cute about a small yacht, anyway.

You're a cute huge yacht!

As my mom always taught me, what's the friggin' point of leaving your house with "stuff" unless it's carried in a Prada handbag??? You're essential. You're for everyday use. You're Alexis.

You're a Prada handbag!

No offense to nice elves, but EW, DAVID! Naughty is always better than nice. Plus, you look sooooo cute in green, it really accentuates your delicate features.

You're a naughty elf!

Did you know that, like, in Ancient Egypt they used pictures to communicate instead of words? Honestly, that's so much easier. Plus, everyone knows emojis are the new hieroglyphics anyway! What I'm saying is an Alexis is worth a thousand pictures.

You're a hieroglyphic!

I personally haven't opened a book since I was bored out of my mind at Diddy's White Party in 2015 (honestly, it's not what it used to be!) and I grabbed one off the shelf in the guest library called _Little Women_ because it sounded cute. But, I digress! Being an open book means you have no secrets. And that's very Alexis!

You're an open book!

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Every "Schitt's Creek" Fan Is A Thing From "A Little Bit Alexis" — What's Yours?

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