Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and Cole Sprouse being goddamn hilarious and self-deprecating on Twitter. Exhibit A:
Attention all media outlets: if I ever get arrested for anything please use this as the tabloid photo-
Exhibit B:
I've had nicknames my whole life: dumbass, shithead, numbnuts. All in good fun!
You get the point!
Anyway, the other night, Cole took to Twitter to air a big grievance of his:
Shame the closest thing men get to lingerie is minion® apparel.
[Take a moment to picture Cole rocking some Minion apparel.]
In response to that gem, his Riverdale costar, Lili Reinhart, decided to take the joke to the next level:
@colesprouse Is this yours?
But since Cole is king of hilarious clapbacks, he didn't waste a minute tweeting back with the best response:
@lilireinhart Naw that ones way too big
NAW. THAT. ONE'S. WAY. TOO. BIG.
Fans were losing their damn minds over the whole exchange:
@colesprouse @lilireinhart
@allykatlinn @Kayzadoll_ @izzzyhi @colesprouse @lilireinhart Oh my lord he roasted himself
@izzzyhi @colesprouse @lilireinhart
Honestly, SAME. RIP ME. Now, here's one last Minion GIF for good measure.
