1. Ina Garten made a gigantic cocktail at 9:30 a.m. because "it's always cocktail hour in a crisis":
2. Oprah Winfrey danced and sang to "Day O" while cooking some pasta and drinking wine:
We’re doing dinner early so we can watch the ONE World concert with @LadyGaga & @glblctzn at 8 PM EST across all the major networks. I think wine and music makes meal prep so much better. You agree? #TogetherAtHome
3. Sandra Oh squawked at chickens with a glass of wine in hand:
I’m in my neighbors yard squawking to my Other neighbors bird. I have no idea what I’m wearing, an apron? Crocs? Glass of wine! #selfieisolation @InStyle Pls donate to https://t.co/JurHEiBAEZ
4. Shailene Woodley has been posting a daily boomerang with her glass of red wine:

5. Joe Jonas takes breaks from his Instagram DJing sets for "shot time," as explained by Sophie Turner:

6. Martha Stewart drunkenly left a comment on a video of baby chicks:

7. Madelaine Petsch and Lili Reinhart drank wine while crafting together…

8. …and Lili adorably had some important conversations and created a new hashtag:
gm Lili Reinhart being drunk, the funniest thing you will see on the day i think
9. Gwyneth Paltrow required whisky in this equation:
10. Katherine Heigl maintained a quarantine diary about her rosé consumption:
11. Stanley Tucci made a Negroni for his wife, Felicity Blunt, in the most soothing video of all time:
12. Rian Johnson made some interesting drunk purchases:
At the age where I need a late night breathalyzer on my phone solely to keep myself from drunk-buying 50 hour long audiobooks
13. Vanessa Hudgens drank wine to the tune of "We're All In This Together":
14. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis made drinking wine charitable by launching a new line called Quarantine Wine:

15. The cast of Victorious reunited, and Ariana Grande, Avan Jogia, and Liz Gillies actually drank during their toast:

16. Gabrielle Union enjoyed some wine from Dwyane Wade's line:
17. LeBron James searched for a drinking buddy:
I need a vino drinking partner! 🍷🤷🏾♂️.
18. Chrissy Teigen tried to cook but got wine drunk:
😂 I got wine drunk, gave up and ordered McDonald’s. Gonna marinate the chicken overnight instead https://t.co/icDAOiQB80
19. Sarah Hyland shared this meme that any margarita lover will relate to:

20. Ben Platt hilariously required a wayyyyy drunker Passover Seder:
four cups of wine my ass seder is bottomless this year
21. And Jenna Fischer's mom made "wine sundaes":
Texting with my Mom in Quarantine. She’s making wine sundaes. 🍷🍨