1. Ariana Grande was confused by confetti:
found a piece of confetti on my foot and my genuine, initial reaction was “oh wow, someone must’ve installed this chip in me while i was asleep last night”. happy new year !
2. Jessica Simpson needed some help:
Any remedies?! Help!!!!
3. Macaulay Culkin trolled his brother Kieran:
HOLY SHIT KIERAN IS NOMINATED??? WHAT IS SUCCESSION?! Man, I should really answer his calls more often. Thanksgiving is going to be really awkward this year. #GoldenGlobes
4. Chance The Rapper had a Cinderella take…
The Cinderella with Whitney Houston and Brandy is still great.
5. …and so did Zendaya:
The Cheetah Girls didn’t have to go that hard on Cinderella
6. Hugh Jackman reunited with his Les Misérables daughter, Amanda Seyfried — and her Mamma Mia! father, Pierce Brosnan:
Our daughter. @AmandaSeyfried @PierceBrosnan
7. Mariah Carey did a very Mariah take on the 10 year challenge:
I don't get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. 🤷♀️ *Picture taken at some point prior to today
8. Ariana Grande had a question:
who ariane https://t.co/cyKdsA5qVc
9. Halsey confirmed every single rumor about her:
all those rumor articles about me? they’re all true. i’m dating all of them. every single one. i collect them and drink their blood and that’s how i got a #1 song. i’m becoming too powerful.
10. Penn Badgley really did not want us thirsting over his You character:
A: He is a murderer https://t.co/g2g4f3JvaF
11. Dylan Minnette was unsettled:
i feel spooked that anyone around me at any time could be marshmello
12. Mark Ruffalo found a very interesting book to read:
While so many people in Hollywood are so self-obsessed, I would rather spend my time reading fascinating books 🤓📚
13. Singer Richard Marx basically won the internet:
Went to the dentist today. My teeth are fine. I just wanted to hear some of my songs.
14. Cole Sprouse had a request for Eminem:
wish eminem would just drop his mom's spaghetti recipe already.
15. Billy Eichner dropped a truth about Valentine's Day:
Hate to be cheesy but before the day is over I just want to say Happy Valentine’s Day to all celebrities who’ve somehow managed to monetize their most intimate relationships. Love you so. ❤️❤️❤️
16. James Cameron hit us with a "kids these days":
Kids these days.
17. Bhad Bhabie kinda dragged Kim Kardashian:
I don’t https://t.co/hCoDmFiIdo
18. Brie Larson appreciated Netflix's supportive tweet:
NETFLEX https://t.co/FsGSFzpoRO
19. Troye Sivan was humbled:
Lmaooooooo just when you start thinking you’re the shit they keep you humble https://t.co/qTJLpyZIlo
20. Joe Jonas met King Joffrey:
WTF I thought this dude was dead... #KingJoffrey
21. Kristin Chenoweth could no longer keep this in:
I dont like healthy snacks. I wish i did. I can no longer pretend.
22. Kim Kardashian shared the day North wanted to wear her snakeskin boots:
Sooooo Miss North dressed herself and thought she was ready for the day until I explained she couldn’t wear my boots. 😂💕
23. Anna Kendrick had sweatpants opinions:
Sweatpants without pockets, you can fuck all the way off.
24. Maisie Williams tweeted this after Arya's big sex scene on Game of Thrones:
if u feel uncomfortable just know that my mother and my step dad and my 2 sisters and my 4 brothers have all probably watched this too ahahakillmeehehe
25. Lil Nas X was the king of self awareness:
y’all mind if i enter my 16th minute of fame?
26. Chrissy Teigen ran out of content:
well I’ve done it. I have officially watched everything ever made
27. Seth Rogen's family embarrassed him:
My dad is a Mr. Bean gag. https://t.co/DJUJTmMIz1
28. Chris Evans shared his first headshot:
First headshot. Apparently I was hoping to be cast as a dickhead. #TBT
29. Anna Kendrick quit fruit forever:
Well. I was literally about to eat a raspberry, it was centimeters from my mouth, and noticed a very small SPIDER on it and now I’ll never eat a raspberry again, or fruit, or food. So I guess this is goodbye.
30. Conan O'Brien had a great new invention:
Shark Tank idea: a microwave that will self-destruct if someone tries to use it to cook fish.
31. Chris Evans stanned Keanu Reeves just as much as the rest of us:
If they just released 2 hours of this and called it Toy Story 4, I’d probably still see it at least twice in the theaters. https://t.co/5vCNWB090l
32. Chrissy Teigen mentally shopped for Bella Hadid:
me online shopping: "this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid""this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid" "this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid" "this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid" "this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid" "this would be SO cute on Bella Hadid" "this would be SO cute on B
33. Mariah Carey shared this hilarious cake fail:
This could've been me if only I hadn't failed remedial math 🤦♀️ happy birthday Siobhan!! 😘 https://t.co/Ffz69lTRkc
34. Sophie Turner was on board for a Boy George biopic:
I’m SO down @BoyGeorge https://t.co/6Ci0VDfmtB
35. Cardi B had a question:
Chicken wings or chicken wangs ? ....stupid shit I think
36. Billy Eichner had a message for Meryl Streep:
Happy Father’s Day to Meryl Streep.
37. Justin Bieber inexplicably challenged Tom Cruise to a fight, and Cole Sprouse "corrected" his grammar:
@justinbieber @danawhite Yor*
38. Kristen Bell agreed this was a major missed opportunity:
We blew it, guys. https://t.co/0jnweTTqwu
39. Kim Kardashian appreciated a fan's Kim cake:
THIS CAKE!!!!!! https://t.co/Mp4hkzaTVw
40. Shawn Mendes had ONE JOB:
I had ONE JOB!!!!! https://t.co/lr7MykRw3S
41. Ice T enjoyed Twitter:
Twitter is like a friend I talk to sometimes... That has a Million heads... lol
42. Kat McPhee asked the paparazzi to get their priorities in order:
To the pack of paps stalking me while I’m in the middle of the ocean in Europe - Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are just two yachts over. Please focus on what truly matters.
43. Mark Hamill had the best response to this question:
me https://t.co/CL8w8LuqJM
44. Noah Centineo required help:
I just killed a whole bag of flamin hot Cheetos send help
45. Katy Perry delighted us with this July 4th tweet:
bb ur a firewerk
46. SZA had a relatable mom tweet:
When my mom says “that’s a little too much” I know I’m close to where I’m tryna be
47. Kendall Jenner hilariously debunked her dating history:
2 out of 5 accurate, thanks https://t.co/I4SUF11sVN
48. Monica Lewinsky shared the bad career advice she got:
@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
49. Billy Eichner freaked out when he met the royals:
OMG Here I am completely freaking out to @Sethrogen about how I’m going to greet Prince Harry and Meghan I’M CRYING 😂😂😂 https://t.co/FqpCCWMv5r
50. Miley Cyrus shared a throwback with Selena Gomez:
Me & @selenagomez on our way to Area 51 👽
51. Lizzo had an adorable exchange with Cookie Monster:
EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭 https://t.co/bKrjcnp5Ve
52. Mark Ruffalo shared some BTS pics from filming Endgame:
What’s happening here? 🤔 Wrong answers only. #AvengersEndgame
53. Lili Reinhart gave some advice about fucks:
One must choose very wisely when considering how many fucks to give. Don’t give your fucks away so easily. Don’t let someone who is not worthy of any fucks, take your fucks away from you. Some things/people are just not worth it. 🙏🏻 amen.
54. Chrissy Teigen unlocked a secret Twitter mode:
is twitter different or did I accidentally click on old lady mode
55. Billy Eichner made a Build-a-Bear joke:
This means something different in my community but a thrill nonetheless! https://t.co/kV6FD6v9Ea
56. Rihanna was amazed to discover her mini doppelgänger:
almost drop my phone. how?
57. Mark Ruffalo had the sweetest exchange with a fan:
Look at you! It sounds so easy to say “love yourself” but like anything worth a damn in life it takes practice, patience, and your daily attention. When those concepts are applied, especially patience, we can change ourselves and even the world around us. https://t.co/AFaJJkZZXb
58. Kirsten Dunst made a perfect Bring It On reference:
It’s been brought @OfficialRodarte @itsgabrielleu
59. Lili Reinhart dropped some Harry Potter realness:
People like to ask me what hogwarts house I am. But truthfully, I liken myself as more of the troll in the girl’s bathroom than any particular house.
60. Macaulay Culkin shared what an updated Home Alone would look like:
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.
61. Sophie Turner wore socks with sandals:
Nah we’ve all been taking out the trash like this for years and you know it. I’m not trying to make anything happen other than giving my feet some much needed TLC. https://t.co/BLmptmDizs
62. Camila Mendes was hilariously confused for Camila Cabello:
wow i really slayed at the VMAs tonight didn’t i https://t.co/qwlpN4Pyor
63. Dashboard Confessional shared their own version of this Lizzo lyric meme:
I took just a D N A T e S t t u r n z o u t i'm 1 0 0 % VINDICATEDxSELFISHxWRONG FLAWEDxCLEANINGUPSOWELL
64. Serena Williams needed tech help:
Wait does anyone have GIF on they keyboard anymore? I can’t find mine....
65. Frankie Muniz professed his love for sausage:
I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!
66. Cary Elwes strongly opposed a Princess Bride remake:
There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. https://t.co/5N8Q3P2e5G
67. KJ Apa explained why he has Twitter:
The only reason I have twitter is to see if @colesprouse has been talking shit about me
68. Ashley Tisdale had some strong High School Musical takes:
Sharpay was chasing her dream, Troy and Gabriella were chasing each other 😏 https://t.co/9tTVhSZq66
69. Lizzo and Frankie Muniz gave us the celeb interaction we never knew we needed:
Accessorary* https://t.co/BwJpKcKIW9
70. Brie Larson trolled us all:
Did someone say Star Wars?!
71. Lili Reinhart dabbed:
Just dabbed really hard when they announced Peter Dinklage won the Emmy.
72. Lady Gaga named her next album:
I’m calling my next album ADELE.
73. Harry Styles perplexed us all:
Do
74. Stephanie Beatriz shared a perfect Brooklyn Nine-Nine metaphor:
Rosa Diaz vs Stephanie Beatriz
75. Cole Sprouse had a question:
76. Tyler, The Creator reflected on high school…
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL THOSE FUCKERS WOULDNT LET ME JOIN
77. …and Noah Centineo reflected on elementary school:
My third grade teacher Ms. Pierce at Morikami Park Elementary School is from Buffalo. Ms. Pierce, I made it!
78. Kylie Jenner cleared things up about her breakup with Travis Scott:
Travis and i are on great terms and our main focus right now is Stormi ‼️ our friendship and our daughter is priority
79. Cody Simpson shared his plans with Miley Cyrus:
@imlaurenbate @MileyCyrus that’s the plan
80. Lady Gaga had a question that caused a stir — and got over a million likes:
What’s fortnight
81. Lil Nas X explained himself:
label tweeting from my account again smh https://t.co/ZP13abovG0
82. Dylan Sprouse tweeted about THAT Danimals Sweepstakes:
If one more of you mentions the DaNiMaLs SwEePsTaKeS I’m going to OD on crushcups
83. Keke Palmer memed herself:
Him: I love you Me:
84. Missy Elliott had some thoughts on the word "lately" here:
👀💀Lately😳🤣😂 ❤️ https://t.co/FEy2jMTGLa
85. Joe Jonas shared his transformation…
6 years ago vs. today. Wild. Thank you for sticking with us on this crazy ride ❤️
86. …and so did Taylor Swift:
I said in an interview 13 years ago "I'm just hoping that I have a second album that does as well as the first & someday get to be a headliner, & always be the same person that I started out as.” Scrolling through your posts has me feeling all the feelings & I want to thank you.
87. Ellen Pompeo explained the difference between 30 and 49:
Girls the difference between 30 and 49 ...at 30 some doofus tells you to pose with the stethoscope in your ears and you do it 49 the look in your eye is dude don’t try it 😜😜😜😜🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💯💯💯 https://t.co/mSdnZVBLc9
88. Maggie Rogers felt seen:
i feel seen https://t.co/S0xjFgU4hv
89. Lili Reinhart peaked:
Renée Zellweger complimented my dress so looks like all is well in my life.
90. Gabrielle Union revealed her secrets:
Secret you ask... water, tequila, boundaries & an extra helping of accountability 🖤💪🏾 #47 https://t.co/u9Xo04v32z
91. Cardi B shared a message for 15-year-old Cardi:
15 year old Cardi ...Dear little girls don’t smoke cigarettes or weed trying to look cool for the seniors cause you really gonna grow up and see how dumb you look doing it 😩😂😂Seriously tho what was I thinking?🤦🏽♀️anyways naaa my mustache was too much 😩😒😒😒
92. Ashley Tisdale had a great reply to this viral email about a W-9 form mixup:
Dear Max G, That photo can definitely be used in place of a W-9 in my eyes.
93. Diplo shared his Instagram hack:
someone i follow on IG just got there wedding pictures back
94. Ryan Phillippe created a new version of OK Boomer:
Ok, Gen Xer
95. Monica Lewinsky shared an iPhone pro-tip:
i was today years old when i realized the clock icon on the iphone also gives you the time — ie it moves you’re welcome.
96. Lili Reinhart wanted to get some new ink:
Should I tattoo baby yoda on my face or
97. Lewis Capaldi tried "online dating":
online dating is hard 😔
98. Kiernan Shipka's grandfather was in for a rude awakening:
So my grandpa has been drinking White Claws for an entire month without knowing they contain alcohol
99. Finneas shared an amazing then vs. now of his sister, Billie Eilish:
I’m telling you, this tweet just gets crazier and crazier https://t.co/ROrSgMY38X
100. And Justin Bieber started a countdown:
How many days away is #2020?