The sky is blue, the Earth is round, and Aubrey Plaza just smoked weed with a couple of weed nuns.
I hear you asking, "What's a weed nun? Are they, like, REAL nuns?" The answer is — they are members of the Cannabis-growing Sisters of the Valley, which was founded in 2011, and here is their origin story:
"Michelle Obama tried to talk to Congress about how unhealthy our children's meals are. Congress declared pizza a vegetable because it made our children's meals look healthier than they are. So I declared myself a nun. I said, 'If pizza is a vegetable, I'm a nun.'"