Amy Schumer Revealed Her NSFW Wedding Vows And It's Classic Amy Schumer

    "But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t..."

    Just two weeks ago, Amy Schumer revealed that she married chef Chris Fischer in a surprise ceremony:

    But beyond the Insta pics and comments from Jennifer Lawrence, we haven't had many details about the actual ceremony itself — until now. Amy went on her friend Nikki Glaser's Sirius XM show,You Up With Nikki Glaser, and reminisced about her unforgettable vows.

    "Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard..."

    “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t... And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.’ It was all like awful shit.”

    In all sincerity, Nikki Glaser reveals on the show that she's never been more moved by wedding vows and that Amy and Chris are truly the real deal: "If you would have told me you could be convinced of someone's undying love from vows... I have never been so moved."

    And as far as married life is going, Amy sounds beyond happy: "It feels fucking good."

    Listen to the whole hilarious exchange here: