Celebrity·Posted on Sep 14, 201733 Chrissy Teigen Tweets About John Legend That Are Hilarious AF"Woke up mad at real John for dream John's actions."by Jen AbidorBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When she wasn't in love, just lazy: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I don't sleep in my bed without John. That's not because I love him, but because I am just so fucking lazy 03:42 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When she called out intense John stans: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i lovvvvvve john fans that hate me. it is the best. you're so right. i don't deserve him. he should be with you. 03:44 AM - 06 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When she compared John to her dad: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John just called the hunger games "the thunder games" I married my dad 09:42 AM - 25 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When she put her Photoshop skills to the test: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i'm trying to photoshop john's head onto zayn's body in a 1D group shot. i have the saddest life 12:12 AM - 26 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When she called out drunk John: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John is so drunk he keeps humming 50 cent 03:30 AM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When she didn't catch him cheating, like at all: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John let me borrow his second phone and not one mistress has written haha what a looooooooser 05:14 PM - 21 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When she was a little confused by her Instagram comments: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I post a pic of me making John stir fry. John just sitting. And the comments are about how lucky I am. Ahem? 09:14 PM - 06 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When she had a brilliant idea for a song: christine teigen @chrissyteigen i want to write a song for john called all of me and it's all about me 03:49 AM - 06 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When John questioned her hygiene: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I didn't shower all day then I finally did and a fly followed me all the way to the shower. John said I'm the kid from peanuts 02:28 AM - 30 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When "Johnny" was finally a Real Housewives fan: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Yes John. I have taught you well, my love. 04:23 PM - 22 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When she needed to prove John wrong: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I feel like I could tackle an NFL team's weakest player but john says no. I need to prove him wrong guys 04:04 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When she got real about tour life: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Touring life with John is basically him resting his voice and never speaking and me saying "are you mad at me" every 45 minutes 10:54 PM - 20 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When she revealed her most-played iTunes song. (Hint: it wasn't John): christine teigen @chrissyteigen John has 10 Grammys and this is what I listen to 06:19 AM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When she was annoying (but hilarious) AF during the Olympics: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I like to piss john off all Olympics by going "I could do that" as he watches and I stare at my phone 02:45 AM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When she was weirded out by your "relationship goals": christine teigen @chrissyteigen How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him 03:11 AM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When she was reminded of dirtier times: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Every time someone asks john for a selfie and says "I never do this" I think back to the night we met when I said it but not about selfies 07:18 AM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When she thought John threw her out: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I had to switch hotels and didn't have the energy to pack so it's all just loose garments and it looks like john threw me out 04:56 PM - 05 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When John was grateful to have a pre-nup: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I just told john I thought "for granted" was one word and I think he mumbled something along the lines of "thank god/prenup/easy divorce" 10:57 PM - 21 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. When she got real about vocal warmups: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I know he has a beautiful voice and I know I am "soooooo lucky" and blah blah but john's vocal warmups make me want to stab my brain 11:47 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When John missed a cultural moment: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Oh my god john has never heard of slap bracelets and now he just thinks I'm abusing him 09:54 PM - 08 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. When she tried crop John out of a very important photo: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Tried to crop John out of my beyonce photo but then it just zoomed in and my face was somehow even creepier 03:33 PM - 01 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. When she rewarded John with positive reinforcement: christine teigen @chrissyteigen told john he could only have a piece of prosciutto if he knew my mom's birthday. he got it. what a little memory box, he is. 11:58 PM - 19 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. When she was baffled by John's social media popularity: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John's terrible Instagram photo just made the popular page ugh raise your "like" standards guys 03:42 AM - 13 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. When she explained how she remixes John's songs: christine teigen @chrissyteigen When I'm drunk I like to remake John songs as we drive and basically every important word turns to poop. 01:06 AM - 30 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. When she revealed the unique way John gets her to shower: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John had to physically pour ranch dressing onto my naked body to just get me to shower today. It's 8pm. 02:56 AM - 19 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. When she saved John from making a huge mistake: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Just saved john from drunk texting chelsea clinton 09:07 AM - 01 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. When she told John the MEANEST LIE EVER: christine teigen @chrissyteigen I woke john up to tell him Cher is dead. He got sad but then went back to bed. Don't want to wake him again so just roll with it in the AM. 08:20 AM - 07 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. When she got a little TOO invested in Homeland: christine teigen @chrissyteigen John and I just made a pact that if he goes to war and I think he's dead I won't bone anyone he knows. So yeah watching homeland again. 01:28 AM - 19 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. When she tried to be sneaky: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Shit I just tried to be sly and pretend to be john legends assistant to get good reservations for 'john legend and his girlfriend' but... 07:34 PM - 04 Dec 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. When someone was gassy but John wasn't there: christine teigen @chrissyteigen someone is gassy. and john isn't here. i'm not gassy. pudddddy? 04:21 AM - 26 Jun 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. When she got real about traveling with John: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Here's how TSA goes for us: "MISS step in the holding area, where are your bags? COME WITH ME" then "oOo John legend can I getta hug!?!?" 02:51 PM - 26 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. When John was confused with another important John: christine teigen @chrissyteigen Every time someone says "john Lennon!" to John at the airport, an angel gets its wings and I laughhhh and laugh and laugh at him 04:41 PM - 27 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. And, when she was literally the most relatable human ever: christine teigen @chrissyteigen woke up mad at real John for dream john's actions. 03:47 PM - 08 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite PLEASE NEVER CHANGE, YOU GUYS. View this photo on Instagram