1.
haaaaa i just realized i got my period dates mixed up and i'm not pms'ing i just love pizza and ranch and being a bitch
2.
Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Pizza guy who? Ummm, Dominos? Dominos who? Cm'on pal I got like three more houses.
3.
Happy birthday to my favorite pizza delivery guy, Edgar! I hope you get great gifts, and that they get there in 30 minutes or less.
4.
sometimes you just want a pizza hut pizza, okay? not the fancy crust arugula mozzarella shit. just. pizza. hut. sueeeee me.
5.
Just ate a piece of pizza whilst taking a shower because I am a grown ass woman who can do such things.
6.
just realised that my pizza leftovers are in my bedroom so i dont even have to move to eat them and muttered 'God is GOOD' under my breath
7.
My neck, my back, my pizza and my snacks.
8.
When it’s 6:42 in the morning but you remember a pizza truck is coming to work
9.
Hey, screw the idea of having a "beach body"-- I'll take my ass to the beach right after I finish an entire pizza by myself, thanks
10.
I legit feel like i will die if I don't have pizza. This is some Betty Ford shit.
11.
I can't be the only one who manages to consistently take off ALL the toppings of my pizza in the first bite. Right? #BigTeeth
12.
A pizza shirt before class feels right. @soulcycle
13.
@BarstoolTrent frozen pizza is good
14.
I need a good slice of NY pizza right about now
15.
This elevator smells like pizza at 9:30am and it makes me wonder if someone else is living a better life than me.
16.
When someone says they don't like pizza...
17.
2am in NYC and I'm about to pick up a pizza for my man. Ill #ShakeMyTits while I'm waiting for it to be made! I'm sure they will love that
18.
I can bet that people who don't fold their pizza won't survive the apocalypse.
19.
IM MAKING A BREAKFAST PIZZA YOU ASSHOLES
20.
my daddy got me pizza for lunch...soooo yummy!! I'm gonna turn into a pizza soon!! :)
21.
i want to watch all seasons of friends and eat pizza bagels for the rest of my life
22.
@mindykaling what happened to pizza
23.
Really craving a pizza pocket right now... 🍕🍕
24. And, of course, these tweets for when all you need is one word to convey an emotion:
Pizza
25.
PIZZA🍴
26.
#pizza
27. Celebs, take note:
You're losing followers because you're not relatable enough. Try mentioning that you eat pizza. If that doesn't work, play the ukulele.