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27 Hilarious Celeb Tweets About The Beauty That Is Pizza

"I can bet that people who don't fold their pizza won't survive the apocalypse..."

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haaaaa i just realized i got my period dates mixed up and i'm not pms'ing i just love pizza and ranch and being a bitch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Pizza guy who? Ummm, Dominos? Dominos who? Cm'on pal I got like three more houses.

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Happy birthday to my favorite pizza delivery guy, Edgar! I hope you get great gifts, and that they get there in 30 minutes or less.

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sometimes you just want a pizza hut pizza, okay? not the fancy crust arugula mozzarella shit. just. pizza. hut. sueeeee me.

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Just ate a piece of pizza whilst taking a shower because I am a grown ass woman who can do such things.

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just realised that my pizza leftovers are in my bedroom so i dont even have to move to eat them and muttered 'God is GOOD' under my breath

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My neck, my back, my pizza and my snacks.

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When it’s 6:42 in the morning but you remember a pizza truck is coming to work

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Hey, screw the idea of having a "beach body"-- I'll take my ass to the beach right after I finish an entire pizza by myself, thanks

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I legit feel like i will die if I don't have pizza. This is some Betty Ford shit.

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I can't be the only one who manages to consistently take off ALL the toppings of my pizza in the first bite. Right? #BigTeeth

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A pizza shirt before class feels right. @soulcycle

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I need a good slice of NY pizza right about now

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This elevator smells like pizza at 9:30am and it makes me wonder if someone else is living a better life than me.

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When someone says they don't like pizza...

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2am in NYC and I'm about to pick up a pizza for my man. Ill #ShakeMyTits while I'm waiting for it to be made! I'm sure they will love that

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I can bet that people who don't fold their pizza won't survive the apocalypse.

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IM MAKING A BREAKFAST PIZZA YOU ASSHOLES

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my daddy got me pizza for lunch...soooo yummy!! I'm gonna turn into a pizza soon!! :)

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i want to watch all seasons of friends and eat pizza bagels for the rest of my life

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@mindykaling what happened to pizza

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Really craving a pizza pocket right now... 🍕🍕

24. And, of course, these tweets for when all you need is one word to convey an emotion:

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27. Celebs, take note:

You're losing followers because you're not relatable enough. Try mentioning that you eat pizza. If that doesn't work, play the ukulele.