Celebrity·Posted on Jan 5, 201823 Old Logan And Jake Paul Tweets That Will Probably Be Deleted SoonPresented without comment.by Jen AbidorBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Usain looks like an older, plumper version of the starving African boy. The one on those commercials. 03:21 AM - 06 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jake Paul @jakepaul Girls tweets always get more favorites and retweets. Only cause they have tits and ass. #Cheaters 11:24 PM - 26 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Logan Paul @LoganPaul America's role in the world? We don't have one — survival of the fittest mothafucka! You think lions are helping meerkats find food? 01:31 AM - 23 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jake Paul @jakepaul Like a blind man reading I'm feeling it 09:04 PM - 05 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Logan Paul @LoganPaul If you have corn rows, you're twice as likely to get your shit lit up. Proven fact 01:02 AM - 28 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jake Paul @jakepaul Global warming my ass 10:16 PM - 21 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Criteria number one of asking questions to the president - must have speech impediment 02:28 AM - 17 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Jake Paul @jakepaul Not every girl likes anal 12:34 AM - 27 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Logan Paul @LoganPaul (At a restaurant, annoying child behind us) "I wonder how much that boy weighs. My noose only supports 80 pounds." 💀 12:28 AM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jake Paul @jakepaul FUCK YOU AND YO BITCH ASS TITTIES 06:55 AM - 01 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Transcendalists are treehugging queers who have nothing better to do than write meaningless run-on sentences attempting to be different 04:36 AM - 16 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jake Paul @jakepaul @MasonMak you never hear skinny people say I'm just skinny boned 03:57 AM - 28 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jake Paul @jakepaul I like to put my sack between my legs and scoot across the carpet ... It tickles 09:54 PM - 09 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Logan Paul @LoganPaul When our generation is 19-24 years old, literally everyone in the NFL will have dread locks 12:33 AM - 02 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jake Paul @jakepaul I'm getting paid to take a shit right now. 👍 04:16 PM - 09 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Russians cry when they lose because they know they're going to be exiled when they get back 02:52 AM - 01 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Logan Paul @LoganPaul When a pretty waittress is pouring water for me and says "tell me when," I can't help but let out a perverted lil smile haha 10:52 PM - 16 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Gymnast McKayla kinda looks like a bitch... 01:15 AM - 30 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Logan Paul @LoganPaul I've never seen so many Aryans in one place. Blondish/white hair, blue eyes, pale freckly skin. 08:08 PM - 28 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jake Paul @jakepaul Instead of people saying "there are starving kids in Africa, now eat it" they should say "there's starving wrestlers in America ..." 01:32 AM - 27 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Logan Paul @LoganPaul "On average ... Asians test higher than whites" (Freakonomics 166) 07:45 PM - 23 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jake Paul @jakepaul You will never make it into the navy seals because they don't accept retards 03:15 AM - 09 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Logan Paul @LoganPaul Everyone needs a little controversy ;) 04:57 AM - 29 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite