Hiram Lodge is a bad dude. But the problem with "the man in the black suit" is that he looks so damn GOOD in the suit that sometimes it's hard to remember all 10,000 schemes he has going on in Riverdale at a given moment:
So do we love him??? Or hate him?? Or just wanna bang him?? Let's see:
1. Point:
Hiram Lodge biggest asshole ever
2. Counterpoint:
Hiram Lodge, a hunk of a man and an asshole.
3. Point:
Hiram lodge is the devil himself.
4. Counterpoint:
The devil works hard but Hiram Lodge works harder
5. Point:
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL HIRAM LODGE?? PLEASE #Riverdale
6. Counterpoint:
Why is rachel thirsting over hiram lodge
7. Point:
How many times has Hiram confessed and no one recorded him? #Riverdale
8. Counterpoint:
Hiram Lodge: *has people killed, gets Veronica’s Boyfriend thrown in jail for no reason- almost dies, destroys communities* Veronica: “maybe daddy isn’t so bad after all” 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 #Riverdale
9. Point:
*gets one bad grade* Me: Hiram Lodge has something to do with it. Obviously.
10. Counterpoint:
Hiram Lodge can ruin my life.
11. Point:
i wanna slap Hiram Lodge
12. Counterpoint:
I’m sorry but Hiram Lodge is so HOTTTTTT it’s not fair
13. Point:
So basically, fuck Hiram Lodge. Fuck that guy.
14. Counterpoint:
You gotta admit though, Hiram Lodge is hot
15. Point:
If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say? — “Hiram Lodge has little dick energy.” https://t.co/fD3RH2al5z
16. Counterpoint:
Again, Hiram Lodge is the definition of Big. Dick. Energy #Riverdale
17. Point:
Why is whole ass adult, Hiram Lodge, so obsessed with literal high school teenager, Archie Andrews?
18. Counterpoint:
Hiram lodge may be a dickhead but he’s a hot dickhead so it’s fine🙄😍😂 #Riverdale
19. Point:
may you rot in hell hiram lodge!!!
20. Counterpoint:
why does that hot guy have to play Hiram Lodge
21. Point:
fuck you, hiram lodge NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!
22. Counterpoint:
i want to hate fuck hiram lodge
