Celebrity·Posted on Dec 2, 201718 Fucking Hilarious Cole Sprouse Tweets About Dating And Sex"If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?"by Jen AbidorBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse The key to a good relationship is two separate desserts. #WeCool but #IDontWannaShare 11:19 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla. 02:34 AM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Man, I wish there was a dating site for people like me: Just young farmers whose crops will always come first, but still yearn for romance. 02:45 AM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse When the hymen and the clit both follow you at the same time. 01:01 AM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse I refuse, I won't be with a woman who has forgotten the Alamo. 06:13 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Shoutout to this publisher for using my face as the love interest of a romance. "A Heart Remedy From Mr Heartbreake… https://t.co/dk5ut26bF7 04:56 PM - 15 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse If your idea of romance is a grainy, low-light photoset of a half nude man/woman on a bed with a heavy pink filter, #ItsTimeYouGotOffTumblr 05:32 PM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse When a girl calls me scoobert doobert 😍😍😍😍😘🔥🔥🔥 02:09 PM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse .@dylansprouse they know about us. 07:20 PM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse You'll go far kid, but only if you treat EVERY one of your social media pages like a dating profile~ 11:22 PM - 23 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse If you love someone let them go. If you don't love someone talk a lot of shit on the internet. 03:42 AM - 20 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones 01:02 AM - 30 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees? 02:48 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Who momma warned you about 02:56 AM - 29 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Just lookin for a girl to help me organize my plastic bag drawer. 09:49 PM - 26 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Do you ever stay up tormented by something you said a long time ago? Lol yeah me neither I was just asking… https://t.co/RYRzLyutkL 11:52 AM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Just in case you thought love was dead. 06:01 PM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite