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    Posted on Dec 2, 2017

    18 Fucking Hilarious Cole Sprouse Tweets About Dating And Sex

    "If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?"

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    The key to a good relationship is two separate desserts. #WeCool but #IDontWannaShare

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    It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

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    Man, I wish there was a dating site for people like me: Just young farmers whose crops will always come first, but still yearn for romance.

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    When the hymen and the clit both follow you at the same time.

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    I refuse, I won't be with a woman who has forgotten the Alamo.

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    Shoutout to this publisher for using my face as the love interest of a romance. "A Heart Remedy From Mr Heartbreake… https://t.co/dk5ut26bF7

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    If your idea of romance is a grainy, low-light photoset of a half nude man/woman on a bed with a heavy pink filter, #ItsTimeYouGotOffTumblr

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    When a girl calls me scoobert doobert 😍😍😍😍😘🔥🔥🔥

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    You'll go far kid, but only if you treat EVERY one of your social media pages like a dating profile~

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    If you love someone let them go. If you don't love someone talk a lot of shit on the internet.

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    Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones

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    If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?

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    Twitter / Via Twitter: @colesprouse

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    Just lookin for a girl to help me organize my plastic bag drawer.

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    Do you ever stay up tormented by something you said a long time ago? Lol yeah me neither I was just asking… https://t.co/RYRzLyutkL

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    Just in case you thought love was dead.

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