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    18 Fucking Hilarious Cole Sprouse Tweets About Dating And Sex

    "If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?"

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    The key to a good relationship is two separate desserts. #WeCool but #IDontWannaShare

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    It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

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    Man, I wish there was a dating site for people like me: Just young farmers whose crops will always come first, but still yearn for romance.

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    When the hymen and the clit both follow you at the same time.

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    I refuse, I won't be with a woman who has forgotten the Alamo.

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    Shoutout to this publisher for using my face as the love interest of a romance. "A Heart Remedy From Mr Heartbreake… https://t.co/dk5ut26bF7

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    If your idea of romance is a grainy, low-light photoset of a half nude man/woman on a bed with a heavy pink filter, #ItsTimeYouGotOffTumblr

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    When a girl calls me scoobert doobert 😍😍😍😍😘🔥🔥🔥

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    You'll go far kid, but only if you treat EVERY one of your social media pages like a dating profile~

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    If you love someone let them go. If you don't love someone talk a lot of shit on the internet.

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    Not all heroes wear capes...just the fucken sexy ones

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    If you have sex in an Applebees, are you learning about the applebirds and the bees?

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    Just lookin for a girl to help me organize my plastic bag drawer.

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    Do you ever stay up tormented by something you said a long time ago? Lol yeah me neither I was just asking… https://t.co/RYRzLyutkL

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    Just in case you thought love was dead.