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This scene in the pilot where I could hear a baby fussing, but I could not see the baby fussing:
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This scene between the Weird Sisters and Sabrina. I promise, they're there!
3.
This Aunt Hilda moment that had me like, "Wow I didn't know this show would QUITE get this dark, but okaaaay":
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This pivotal scene when Sabrina's dress turned black and I was like, "Wow, this is very good camouflage. Sabrina should go rob a bank."
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This woods shot that truly put the dark in Dark Baptism:
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This scene outside of witch court, which must have been an allegory for how dark and corrupt the witch legal system truly is:
7.
This scene of Madam Satan looking for dark corners to do dark deeds:
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This time a beast posing as Sabrina's mom wanted to look at her face, and I was like, "I too would love to be able to see her face!"
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The time a sleep demon said something about "no darkness" and I was like..."No darkness, hmmm...what must that be like?"
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This small bright spot in a sea of darkness:
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This scene in the mines that was just too dang dark for my taste:
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This scene where the blood was allegedly dripping:
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This scene, which was STILL the darkest thing in an episode about a guy who was resurrected:
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This...just...caws....lol...caws:
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This Susie Putnam moment:
16.
This scene between Ambrose and Luke:
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And, of course, this moment that was truly both literally very dark and also an extremely dark subject matter:
Don't say I didn't warn you...this show is DARK!!!!!!
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