1. This scene in the pilot where I could hear a baby fussing, but I could not see the baby fussing: Netflix 2. This scene between the Weird Sisters and Sabrina. I promise, they're there! Netflix 3. This Aunt Hilda moment that had me like, "Wow I didn't know this show would QUITE get this dark, but okaaaay": Netflix 4. This pivotal scene when Sabrina's dress turned black and I was like, "Wow, this is very good camouflage. Sabrina should go rob a bank." Netflix 5. This woods shot that truly put the dark in Dark Baptism: Netflix 6. This scene outside of witch court, which must have been an allegory for how dark and corrupt the witch legal system truly is: Netflix 7. This scene of Madam Satan looking for dark corners to do dark deeds: Netflix 8. This time a beast posing as Sabrina's mom wanted to look at her face, and I was like, "I too would love to be able to see her face!" Netflix 9. The time a sleep demon said something about "no darkness" and I was like..."No darkness, hmmm...what must that be like?" Netflix 10. This small bright spot in a sea of darkness: Netflix 11. This scene in the mines that was just too dang dark for my taste: Netflix 12. This scene where the blood was allegedly dripping: Netflix 13. This scene, which was STILL the darkest thing in an episode about a guy who was resurrected: Netflix 14. This...just...caws....lol...caws: Netflix 15. This Susie Putnam moment: Netflix 16. This scene between Ambrose and Luke: Netflix 17. And, of course, this moment that was truly both literally very dark and also an extremely dark subject matter: Netflix Don't say I didn't warn you...this show is DARK!!!!!!