1. When she accidentally texted John about beef:
...
2. When she made out with a corn dog:
we work hard for you. #Cravings2 @AdeenaSussman @francis_lam
3. When her doctor regretted giving her his number:
my doctor was kind enough to give me his number and I'm gonna make him regret this
4. When she accidentally tried to wear John's mouthguard:
10 years in.
5. When her mom shared a little TMI:
Mom ?
6. When KFC was dead to her:
dead to me @kfc
7. When her friend was a goddamn saint:
tru friend @caseypatterson
8. When she showed two very different sides of her personality:
9. When she realized she taught John well:
Yes John. I have taught you well, my love.
10. When she found out chips were really fucking expensive:
What in the ghost pepper hell @paquichips
11. And finally, when she was a very good friend:
