I'm sure you're a fine human being, no better, no worse than me. But your repeated attempts at talking to me while I furiously stab at my keyboard don't make you likable.
I've had the pleasure of maintaining relationships with a couple idiots I went to high school with and after 8 years of observation, here's what I've learned.
I met a pretty famous artist on tinder, we hit it off, he offered to fly me to Miami for his event. He repeatedly stated he didn’t drink because of cluster migraines but I was welcome to drink. We finally have sex, he gets jalapeño oil on my vagina. As I’m sitting in his tub trying…
It's not my kid, but she's my 5 year old nanny kid. We were hanging in the subway waiting for the 1, I'm sitting on a wooden bench she's holding my hands and pulling at me. I'm pulling back..our game to pass the time. Eventually, I get her and she crashes into my knee... Then humps…
Charles Manson is A. He's been planning this for decades and we've been eating it up what we thought was normal, scripted drama. It's actually a reality show and they're all on LSD.
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