But none are more talented or needed 'in case of an emergency' like Russell Coight.
Well, good news! Russell is coming back to our screens to teach us how to handle ourselves when we ultimately have to relocate to the arid regions of this country because we can't kick our avocado habit.
But before his new series kicks off, here are six easter eggs I found in the trailer that I cannot stop laughing at.
1. He fails to secure a gas bottle, which then falls from his Troopie and onto his head.
2. While fencing, he pulls too hard and breaks the entire thing.
3. A makeshift shower head falls on him while bathing outdoors.
4. He sets off fireworks too early from a dinghy.
5. A crab attaches itself to his ear.
6. He forgets to use the handbrake.
But despite all of these misadventures, there is still no one else I'd venture into this Great Southern Land with.