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The Devil Works Hard, Prince Andrew At The Royal Wedding Worked Harder

I have not seen a royal be this enthusiastic about work since the Queen helped out during WWII.

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Princess Eugenie — cousin of Princes William, Harry and George — got married yesterday and I have just regained consciousness after her sheer beauty knocked me out cold.

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Have you ever seen a bride beam as bright as this?

Euge is ninth in line of succession to the British throne and she married some bloke who used to run a popular nightclub.

The general public were kind of pissed that their big day, which was attended by 800 people including Kate Moss and Ricky Martin, cost the taxpayers about $3.7 million as she isn't a "working royal" like her cousins. In between charity gigs Eugenie works as a director of a London art gallery and her new husband, Jack Brooksbank, is a rep for that fancy tequila brand George Clooney founded.
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The general public were kind of pissed that their big day, which was attended by 800 people including Kate Moss and Ricky Martin, cost the taxpayers about $3.7 million as she isn't a "working royal" like her cousins. In between charity gigs Eugenie works as a director of a London art gallery and her new husband, Jack Brooksbank, is a rep for that fancy tequila brand George Clooney founded.

But some people (hi 🙋🏻‍♀️) are suckers for a royal wedding and loved the jewels and Princess Charlotte as a flower girl. My favourite part though was seeing Prince Andrew earn his keep.

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Not only did the Duke of York do a great job as father of the bride-slash-unofficial bridesmaid but he appeared more enthusiastic than a fashion intern at Vogue.

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He could not stop fixing, fluffing and fussing over Eugenie's Peter Pilotto dress.

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Even as the couple were leaving their reception hours later, Old Mate was still on "watch my train" duty.

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Look at that level of concentration.

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Look at that commitment.

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And look at the furrowed brow as all that silk, cotton and viscose blend jacquard is crumpled into a ridiculously small Aston Martin coupe.

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Hire him already Anna.

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