Kia ora from New Zealand where it is now officially day number 34,645 of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's tour of the southern hemisphere.
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Considering this tour has been going on for longer than "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" — shit is starting to get crazy.
There were absolute scenes on Tuesday when the royal couple visited Redvale (near Auckland) to see some conservationists at work in the gorgeous forest.
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It was raining, it was muddy and they loved it.
Gumboots, or "wellies" as Aussies and Kiwis call them, were required.
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As were their competitive spirits, when the loved up couple were split into two teams to play a game of gumboot tossing.
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Or welly wanging as we call it down here.
Despite throwing straight and having a superior technique, Harry was not a great wanger.
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But Meghan though, Meghan was the MVP.
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She started out confident.
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Despite copping a right royal sledging from old mate Harry.
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But shook it off better than Taylor Swift and landed her welly a whole metre closer to the target than Harry's.
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WATCH: But it was Meghan who won the welly-wanging/gumboot-throwing competition! She was very surprised and delighted! https://t.co/s2I3v9nYpx
As she is too gracious to gloat or rub it in.
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She instead, simply and calmly, explained to her husband how to play to win.
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Because that's what Meghan Markle does, she wins at work and while wanging.
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Take note Harry.
