Attention England, we're sending your favourite royals back to you now after a successful, gaffe-free, 16-day public relations blitz around the Antipodes.
And let me just say, you should be proud of your spare sovereigns. Not only did they have to shake the hand of literally every Australian, Fijian, Tongan and Kiwi but Meghan did it all while PREGNANT.
So pop the kettle on and turn the volume up on that "Friends Forever" song as here's the highlights reel of their 76-engagement long trip which involved more smizing than the entire run of "America's Next Top Model".
1.Meghan baked banana bread, from scratch, for a visit to a farm outside of Dubbo. The recipe included fresh ginger, chocolate and "too many bananas" according to the duchess.
2.In Melbourne, home of the AFL, Meghan surprised footy scouts with her impressive handball skills.