1. Exhibit 1: Grumpy Cat visited Vogue and it was “awful”
Goddamn these fashionable ladies in their size 0’s giving me a Cake Boss cake and singing me happy birthday, who do they think they are, my best friends?!
13. Exhibit 7: He Doesn’t even Like Friskies. Shhhh.
Why are there so many cats here. These Friskies taste like shit. Okay maybe they’re alright, but Tuna and Starbucks coffee cake is much better—I told these random people so. Why did I talk to them again?
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