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100 Hilarious Tweets About Dogs That'll Definitely Make You Laugh

We don't deserve dogs.

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today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized

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YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO

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[Speed date] Girl: yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *stands up* I think we're done here

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When she calls you a pupper even though technically you're a doggo

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There's a picture of a dog meeting Pluto and the dog looks so hype to meet him I can't stop laughing

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We were taking pictures of my dad for his birthday and then my dog did this 😭😭 truly mans best friend

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When your owner gives you a treat every time you're a good boy but you're a good boy all the time so now you're a f… https://t.co/kY8ZXEI7Sd

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THESE SQUAD PHOTOS ARE WAY BETTER THAN OURS IM SO MAD

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When u coulda sworn you just heard the "walk" word but u can't be sure

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It looks like the dog's having an out of body experience

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HELP I DROPPED THE KNIFE WHILE CUTTING CHICKEN & MY DOG PICKED IT UP THINKIN WE WERE PLAYIN FETCH NOW HES CHASIN ME

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when u put something in the cart when ur shoppin with ur mom and u hope she doesnt notice

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In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.

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THIS SUBWAY DOG JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!!

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I thought it might be good to let you all know that my friend Melissa's bird sometimes rides the dog as a horse

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LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

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when ur mom likes ur dog more than u so ya gotta sit in the back :-/

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When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u

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I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG

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Me: “Who’s a good boy?!” Dog:

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Like father (doggo), like son (pupper). Both 12/10

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My mom decided to buy a pope costume for the dog 😂😂😂

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If you ever get on a bus and see this, then I'm pretty sure you've died.

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He kept following me & I had to shower so I let him stay in the bathroom then he cried because he couldnt see me so

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YALL I LOOKED THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF MY GLASS SLIDING DOOR AND I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS CHILLIN ON FIRE BUT IT WAS J… https://t.co/VDNW1vOKTV

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TFW you're a dog and a witch trapped your soul in a piece of wood

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Dog: That noise probably wasn't anything to worry about Dog to Dog: Bark just in case it's not

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When u hear her call someone else a good boy

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*backflips out of bushes* can I pet your dog

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my dog tried to get up on the bed and i guess he got tired halfway through and just sat there like this for 5 mins

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My uncles guard dog makes mean faces till you go away

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These photos where taken before and after the photographer called him a good boy. 😜

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my brother and his girlfriend took their dog hiking and the ground was too hot so this happened

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Would you let your dog go out dressed like this?

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my mom got me a cardboard cutout of my dog to take with me to college 😂

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious.

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being a good boy is no longer on his agenda

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I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus

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Last week I planted this tree, and today when I checked I see this. Nature is truly incredible!

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OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

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Every time you shake hands with a dog u r entering into a dog contract whos stipulations u could never understand

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Wife: Where's the dog Me: Do you have an appointment Wife: What Me: An appointment Wife: I just want to pet her Ms… https://t.co/93J6yxtKgB

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Came up to me while I was pumping gas. Dew just likes to adventure

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5 things I want in life: 1. A dog 2. Another dog 3. A big house for my dogs 4. Parks to walk my dogs 5. A partner who loves dogs

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When you're in a shitty situation but trying to stay positive

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My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still

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my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD

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here is danny devito walking a dachshund wearing a dress

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"You bought the wrong dog food, he hates this kind!" said my wife of our dog who once literally ate another dog's puke.

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Plz don't make me find drugs today woof

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is it true that you've been a very good boy

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My mum done this to my dog so she can't hear the fireworks hahahahaha 😂😂😂

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Hands down the best photo ever taken at a dog show.

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(Chat room) Her: if it was just the two of us alone what would we do? ;) Him: we could play catch Her: what?

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My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him

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My life is a constant battle of wanting to pet a dog and not wanting to talk to its owner.

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Smuggling my dog back to college.

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dog: woof me: i would die for you

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Meanwhile my mom threw a birthday party for my dog and invited his biological brothers and sisters

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Friend: "It's a short trip, only pack what you need." Me:

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This is how done my dog was with having these cuties here this week

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Mirror mirror in the bowl who's the goodest boy you know...

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MY PARENTS ARE AT DISNEYLAND AND JUST SENT ME THIS

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Humans: Okay, so Dog Negotiator: Yes Humans: Uh Dog Negotiator: Absolutely. We'll do it Humans: I haven't even Dog Negotiator: I love you

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Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet

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I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.

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i took pictures of my dog before and after telling him that he's beautiful

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everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

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