1.
On the first time you get your period:
2.
And when it arrives early:
3.
On the way it literally always catches you by surprise:
4.
Especially at the worst times:
5.
On getting it in the night:
6.
On the rollercoaster that is PMS:
7.
And the warning that should come with it:
8.
On feeling angry at everything:
9.
And wanting to be left in peace:
10.
On the horror of cramps:
11.
And the intense struggle:
12.
On getting them in public:
14.
On the revenge of the uterus:
15.
On the constant worry:
16.
On the mystery of it all:
18.
On the terror of tampons:
19.
And the myth of tampon ads:
20.
On trying to get comfy:
21.
On the stupid questions guys ask:
22.
And the dream response to this question:
23.
Plus the actual perfect response:
25.
On the risk that is sneezing:
26.
And doing anything, really:
27.
On thinking it's all over:
28.
On knowing it actually is:
29.
And this badass truth:
