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    Posted on 16 Apr 2018

    29 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "Bachelor In Paradise"

    So. Much. Drama.

    1.

    Fuck yeah Howie from the Backstreet Boys has made it #BachelorInParadiseAU

    2.

    Jarrod: I can feel the heat Roommate: YEAH, IT'S COMING OFF YOUR FOREHEAD. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    3.

    “It was a massive conversation.” [crossfade] Michael: So, wanna go out? Lisa: Nah [crossfade] “Transformative.” #BachelorInParadiseAU

    4.

    Did Michael get revealed as Gossip Girl before he left the island? #BachelorInParadiseAU

    5.

    I cannot relate to someone willingly giving up free food and accomodation on a tropical island #BachelorInParadiseAU

    6.

    Luke: Let's stay on this all-expenses-paid holiday together Lisa: Oh my god I can' believe you just called me ugly #BachelorInParadiseAU

    7.

    This is a lot of drama for two weeks and a coupla mai tais. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    8.

    Why the hell are they leaving? It’s a free holiday. With Apollo to look at. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    9.

    I dunno, I reckon a free holiday in Fiji is a good place to continue a blossoming romance with someone you met 10 days ago 🙄 #BachelorInParadiseAU

    10.

    Reasons to stay on #BachelorInParadiseAU : - free alcohol - Apollo

    11.

    Elora right now ...... #BachelorInParadiseAU

    12.

    At this point I don't care if any of these people find love. I'd just like it if they could all find the SPF 50+ a bit more often. Skin cancer is no joke, folks! #BachelorInParadiseAU

    13.

    Apollo: "Why did you pick me?" Elora: #BachelorInParadiseAU

    14.

    Good to see Channel Ten were budget conscious and went to Fiji during the cheap rainy season. #BachelorInParadiseAu

    15.

    "I just want to do the respectful thing" says Apollo. Dude, the respectful thing is to take your shirt off. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    16.

    Apollo saying he missed Simone literally 10 metres away from Elora while giving the cameras a sneaky side eye is the best part of 2018 #BachelorInParadiseAU

    17.

    #BachelorInParadiseAU Lisa saw the weather forecast for the next 7 days 🌧🌧 that’s why she left

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    yes none of the girls wanted to go on a date with thomas but he got to go on a date with apollo in the end so who's the real winner here #BachelorInParadiseAU

    20.

    #BachelorInParadiseAU first time I ever wanted to be Jarrod

    21.

    Apollo has been in paradise for like 48 hours and so far had sunscreen, fake tan and milk rubbed onto his chest #bachelorinparadiseau https://t.co/2PWWbEZ4RQ

    22.

    So can Apollo, Sam, Thomas and Jarrod please start a boy group called the BachStreet Boys? #BachelorInParadiseAU

    23.

    This letter reminds me of something that would happen in primary school? #BachelorInParadiseAU

    24.

    jarred’s the office stare at the camera after ali told him sjdjsjdj #BachelorInParadiseAU

    25.

    WHAT THE FUCK EDEN #BachelorinParadiseAU

    26.

    Eden is the guy that harrasses you on Messenger for weeks until you finally reply saying you’re not interested; and then says “fuck off slut you’re ugly” #BachelorInParadiseAU

    27.

    In the garden of Eden, we know now who the snake is. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    28.

    "I can't believe this incredibly mean and hurtful thing I did has blown up in my face" Eden, apparently #BachelorInParadiseAU

    29.

    imagine being cast for a reality show in a foreign country only to last one episode and do nothing but have a milk bath with three other men #BachelorInParadiseAU

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