21 Totally Quiche Items You Can Buy Right Now

Coz you need more Chris Lilley in your life.

1. Be the Queen of Quiche.

Get the brooch here.

2. Totally Ja’miezing.

Get this tee here.

3. Definitely not the fugliest.

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4. Remember, drama changes lives.

Get the jumper here.

5. Don’t touch. Just look.

Get the embroidery pattern here.

6. Magical.

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7. He’s a Jesus-type figure.

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8. Shoot me for wanting a dream.

Get the hoodie here.

9. Is that from Sussan’s?

Get these Jonah earrings here.

10. This is a povo-free zone.

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11. I didn’t ask to be born hot.

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12. Just because I’m rich, doesn’t mean I’m a bitch.

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13. So random.

Get the magnets here.

14. Puck you, Miss.

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15. With a P.

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16. They’re everywhere!

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17. This is mine.

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18. I want to draw my dick on you.

Get the lighter here.

19. Don’t be a bitch and not listen.

Get the keychaine here.

20. Excellent.

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21. All hail Saint Ja’mie.

Get the candle here.

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Jenna Guillaume is Editor-at-Large for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
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