19 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelor" Episode 12

    "Don't blame Elora - she did it in Tahiti of the moment."

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    When you trap someone in a mansion with chicks for 6 weeks and they make a giant dong in desperation #TheBachelorAU

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    Oh Florence! #mattysjohnson #TheBachelorAU

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    "It's getting uglier every second" – all girls who ever get sent unsolicited dick pics #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty: How's your vase going? Flo: #thebachelorau

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    Write what frightens you about falling in love on the board. #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty's such a risk taker, a real rebel without a cause #thebachelorau

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    The sensation you're experiencing is called the Matty J Kissy Face #TheBachelorAU

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    That sex couch is one "serious, open conversation" away from going over the edge #thebachelorau

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    Don't blame Elora - she did it in Tahiti of the moment. I am so sorry. #TheBachelorAU

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    Actual footage of Matty J & Elora.... #TheBachelorAU

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    "you can, you can, you can" what I repeat when I'm trying to convince myself to get out of bed in the morning #TheBachelorAU

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    "i can't make out with you right now.. it's disrespectful to my 6 other girlfriends" #TheBachelorAU

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    So you'll kiss several different girls in one day, but not in the same vicinity.. #consistency #thebachelorau

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    Survivor ad: "The fact Tara's still in the game annoys me more than anything." You're lucky you're on a different… https://t.co/5xnSYKSjJI

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    I'm gay and I want to marry Tara. Pick her Matty. PICK HER. #TheBachelorAU

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    taking notes on how to woo women from #thebachelorau