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The "Riverdale" Premiere Was Really Horny And Here Are The Pics To Prove It

It seems Archie Andrews is still allergic to shirts.

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1. When Cheryl made a characteristically iconic entrance and it seemed like she hadn't worn a shirt all summer.

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2. When the Serpents strutted around like this.

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3. When FP (looking extra hot in glasses!!) gave Archie a tattoo.

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4. Which Archie of course had to be shirtless for.

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5. And the scene really lingered.

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6. When Cheryl had a pool party and entered like this.

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7. And we learned Josie and Sweet Pea had a sizzling summer fling.

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8. And Archie and Veronica were, well, Archie and Veronica.

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9. Then Archie tossed the football around...

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10. With his buddy (?) Reggie.

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11. And honestly, it was the highlight of the episode.

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12. (I couldn't tell you what they actually said in this scene, though.)

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13. When Betty and Jughead basically eye-fucked in a room full of people.

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14. When the Ghoulies made an entrance like this.

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15. When Archie had sweaty, glistening nightmares.

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16. When Archie drove around shirtless.

Because Archie.
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Because Archie.

17. When the gang went swimming and didn't bother with swimsuits for some reason.

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18. And then their swimming was basically dry humping in the water (wet humping? IDK).

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19. And when Archie and Veronica were, well, Archie and Veronica. Again.

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