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    Posted on 5 Jun 2014

    27 Things Tony Abbott Might Say To Barack Obama

    Australia's Prime Minister is set to meet with the American President. Here's how it could go down, according to Twitter.

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    I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    Adam Bandt@AdamBandt

    I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    7:02 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Amanda Mack@mandymcn

    You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world.

    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    8:46 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible". #auspol

    #BUSTtheBUDGET@johndory49

    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible".

    #auspol

    12:50 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    humanity not vanity@DaverRaver

    Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    7:19 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    me and my two cents@mytwocentsandme

    Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    10:37 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Heather Croxon@heather_c3

    So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    10:28 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama .....

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    Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Simon A@kondore

    Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    11:00 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    "In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN

    Jen Dudley-Nicholson@jendudley

    "In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN

    9:53 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Nick Seymour@nickseemore

    Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    7:05 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Duchess van Pelt@Nettythe1st

    Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing.

    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    7:52 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Zac Spitzer@zackster

    My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman

    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    8:56 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Luke Pearson@LukeLPearson

    Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    10:40 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Jay Dohnt@JayDohnt

    'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    9:04 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?

    Serf Life Saver@OccupiedOutback

    #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?

    9:22 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Lady of the Cavalier@ruth_parslow

    Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    9:09 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    "Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

    Tom Allen@UrbanLorax

    "Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

    8:27 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Maj Tom Hartney MBS@mrtomhartney

    'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    8:56 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22.

    Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    Canberra Memes@CanberraMemes

    Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    7:58 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23.

    Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Random@HalloranElder

    Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    7:30 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24.

    I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Dame Feral Maddie @maddiet5

    I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    7:15 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25.

    @AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    Michael Woodhead@mpwoodhead

    @AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

    7:05 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26.

    "What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

    Tom Allen@UrbanLorax

    "What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

    9:55 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    27.

    Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    Lenny Seigal@AuxiliaryEgo

    Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

    10:01 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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