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I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #G20
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You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible". #auspol
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Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama
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Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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"In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN
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Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?
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Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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"Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol
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'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama
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Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama
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@AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama
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"What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol
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Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama