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27 Things Tony Abbott Might Say To Barack Obama

Australia's Prime Minister is set to meet with the American President. Here's how it could go down, according to Twitter.

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I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

Adam Bandt@AdamBandt

I just flew over the sea and it didn't seem any higher to me #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

7:02 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Amanda Mack@mandymcn

You're my ROOLY TROOLY best friend in the whole world.
#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

8:46 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible". #auspol

#BUSTtheBUDGET@johndory49

#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama: "Sorry, we are late, Labor's Debt and Deficit Disaster was terrible".

#auspol

12:50 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama

humanity not vanity@DaverRaver

Thank you for the drink, here's my coat, when will the president be here? #whatAbbottwillsaytoObama

7:19 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

me and my two cents@mytwocentsandme

Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

10:37 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Heather Croxon@heather_c3

So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

10:28 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama .....

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Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Simon A@kondore

Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

11:00 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN

Jen Dudley-Nicholson@jendudley

"In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN

9:53 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Nick Seymour@nickseemore

Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

7:05 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Duchess van Pelt@Nettythe1st

Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing.
#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

7:52 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Zac Spitzer@zackster

My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman
#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

8:56 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Luke Pearson@LukeLPearson

Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

10:40 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Jay Dohnt@JayDohnt

'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

9:04 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?

Serf Life Saver@OccupiedOutback

#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?

9:22 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Lady of the Cavalier@ruth_parslow

Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

9:09 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

Tom Allen@UrbanLorax

"Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

8:27 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Maj Tom Hartney MBS@mrtomhartney

'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

8:56 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

Canberra Memes@CanberraMemes

Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

7:58 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Random@HalloranElder

Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

7:30 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Dame Feral Maddie @maddiet5

I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

7:15 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

Michael Woodhead@mpwoodhead

@AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

7:05 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

Tom Allen@UrbanLorax

"What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

9:55 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

Lenny Seigal@AuxiliaryEgo

Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

10:01 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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