27 Things Tony Abbott Might Say To Barack Obama

Australia’s Prime Minister is set to meet with the American President. Here’s how it could go down, according to Twitter.

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Hey, you're a liberal right, so why are you so left-wing? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— me and my two cents (@mytwocentsandme)
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So, you can pump iron. But do you look good in budgie smugglers? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Heather Croxon (@heather_c3)
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama .....

— Gavin (@mugpuntsg)
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Just count yourself lucky that you don't have a debt problem like Australia #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Simon A (@kondore)
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"In our country, 25Mbps is more than enough for any internet user." #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #NBN

— Jen Dudley-Nicholson (@jendudley)
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Count Andrew (@a66burga)
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Andrew Mackenzie (@mainevent_00)
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Settle a bet for me, Barry. I say you're black, me mate Andrew says you're white. Which is it? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Nick Seymour (@nickseemore)
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Sorry I couldn't bring Margie to keep Michelle company. She's home doing the ironing. #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Duchess van Pelt (@Nettythe1st)
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My country is very progressive, we have women with binders on a woman #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Zac Spitzer (@zackster)
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Can you introduce me to George W.? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Luke Pearson (@LukeLPearson)
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'Whats the latest on the baddies'? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Jay Dohnt (@JayDohnt)
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#WhatAbbottWillSayToObama ... Would you like one of my suppositories of wisdom?

— Serf Life Saver (@OccupiedOutback)
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Do you want my advice on how you should deal with boat people? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Lady of the Cavalier (@ruth_parslow)
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"Mr President, I'm a huge admirer of your predecessor" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

— Tom Allen (@UrbanLorax)
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'Forget the Statue of Liberty Baz, we're getting a Statute of Bigotry' #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Maj Tom Hartney MBS (@mrtomhartney)
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Whitehouse? I can has another skolarship? #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

— Canberra Memes (@CanberraMemes)
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Got any blokes questions? #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Random (@HalloranElder)
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I see you've got not bad-looking daughters like me #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Dame Feral Maddie (@maddiet5)
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@AdamBandt Everything's reversed Down Under. We're introducing an Unaffordable Care Act #WhatAbbottwillsaytoObama

— Michael Woodhead (@mpwoodhead)
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"What are the chances of a presidential decree sentencing John Oliver to death?" #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama #AusPol

— Tom Allen (@UrbanLorax)
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Really don't think your ObamaCare is as good as my AbbottDontCare #WhatAbbottWillSayToObama

— Lenny Seigal (@AuxiliaryEgo)

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Jenna Guillaume is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
 
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