27 Things Australians Do According To Ridiculous Stock Images
Aside from being overwhelmingly white, of course.
Have a surfboard nearby while surfing the net.
Go surfing when there's no waves - or water, even.
Wrap ourselves in the Australian flag like it's a cape. Just call me CAPTAIN STRAYA.
Or SuperBloke! Coz apparently businessmen wear flags under their suits.
It's perfect beachwear.
And of course everyone paints the flag on their faces.
Even better: use the flag to SEDUCE. Dat Southern Cross doe.
Build sandmen. Yep, this is exactly what an Australian Christmas looks like.
Get crazy excited about having $135 dollars.
SMELL the money.
Play the didgeridoo.
Destroy cassette tapes.
Hang out on a tin roof.
Wait for soccer balls to fall from the sky.
Eat pizza like this.
Cool down like this.
Read the newspaper. LOL.
Gaze pensively at pills.
Struggle with saddles.
Send our dogs to shop for boxes.
Experience surprise lap crabs.
Reenact the Garden of Eden.
Even in a corporate setting.
And whatever this is.
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