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Books

Sure, Heathcliff is terrible, but he's also pretty hot.

Classic Books Are Full Of Trash Men, But More Importantly: Which Will You Bang?

Heathcliff would much rather cry over Cathy's bones than bang anyone else, so have fun with that.

Heathcliff

If you called him daddy he'd abandon you before you could say 
"Frankenstein wasn't the monster (except he totally was)".

Victor Frankenstein

He'd get totally kinky and into role-play, but stay away from his attic.

Edward Rochester

He'd last 10 seconds and say "you're welcome".

Maxim de Winter

Dorian is wild and sexy but incredibly selfish and kinda prone to murder.

Dorian Gray

He is a classic Nice Guy™ and definitely cries during sex.

Angel Clare

He'd give you a lecture on impurity if you wanted to try anything other than the missionary position.

Edmund Bertram

Sure, he seems sweet and charming, but he'd bang your sister the second you say "no" to him.

"Laurie" Laurence

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Classic Books Are Full Of Trash Men, But More Importantly: Which Will You Bang?

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