
Zooper Doopers are a summer (and, frankly, year-round) staple in Australia, but not all flavours were created equal. Four BuzzFeed Australia writers conducted a highly scientific* analysis to discover the greatest flavour, once and for all...
*Completely subjective.
8. Deep Space Lime

Stephanie: This is… not good. But it's also not the worst?
Nick: It's like I just drank mouthwash.
Jenna: This is what sadness tastes like.
Jemima: Why the hell did someone let this flavour happen?

7. Blackcurrant Phaser

Stephanie: OMG. This is fucking gross. Who do I sue for allowing this to happen to me?
Nick: This reminds me of my childhood… and my parents being together. So I like it.
Jenna: It tastes like medicine. Blerck.
Jemima: I actually like this… not too sweet and not too gross. Perfect.

6. Orange Quadrant

Stephanie: This is good. Not great, not excellent, but good.
Nick: This is like if you watered down Macca's OJ and froze it.
Jenna: This is GOOD. Like the fruit, but even better.
Jemima: Sure, if you like the taste of frozen cough medicine.

5. Bubblegum Quaser

Stephanie: I can see how people like this, but I hate it. It’s SO SWEET. It tastes like cavities.
Nick: This is just raspberry. Do they think we’re fucking stupid?
Jenna: I have literally never had blue bubblegum - how did bubblegum flavour become blue? Anyway, this is super sweet, so a ~little~ goes a long way.
Jemima: How did bubblegum even become an actual flavour? I do love this though, it tastes like whimsy and being a kid.

4. Cola Cosmos

Stephanie: The best of the best. Praise hands forever.
Nick: Overhyped. It’s the Beyonce of Zooper Dooper flavours.
Jenna: Cola flavoured anything is good tbh, you can never go wrong.
Jemima: Nope. I don’t like cola flavoured anything and this is no exception.

3. Space Pineapple

Stephanie: This is deluxe. I don’t feel like I’m being punched in the face with sugar, it’s just pleasant.
Nick: Pineapple tastes awesome, and it is also good for other things…
Jenna: Disgusting. A disappointment to the whole Zooper Dooper family.
Jemima: Love it, love it, love it. It tastes like summer and could be a great base for a cocktail.

2. Fairy Floss Force Field

Stephanie: I hate this but it is may be a bit better than the bubblegum flavour?
Nick: This is fucking dopeness!
Jenna: THIS is why Zooper Doopers exist. Perfection in a plastic wrap.
Jemima: This is so damn sweet and I think I’m having sugar hallucinations but it's perfect and I love it.

1. Raspberry Rocket

Stephanie: This is excellent. The best flavour after cola.
Nick: Pretty meh. Seems like the flavour that will please anyone. No frills though.
Jenna: Refreshing and delicious without being ridiculously sweet. A go-to flavour, for sure.
Jemima: Usually I’m all about raspberry flavoured anything, but sorry Zooper Doopers, I’m not totally sold on this one.

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vote votesRaspberry Rocket
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vote votesFairy Floss Force Field
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vote votesSpace Pineapple
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vote votesCola Cosmos
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vote votesBubblegum Quaser
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vote votesOrange Quadrant
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vote votesBlackcurrant Phaser
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vote votesDeep Space Lime