27 Really Funny Tweets From Tonight's "The Bachelor"

    Sian: I want to leave. Matt: Sure go for it. Sian: OMG thank you so much I'll stay.

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    Best not ask where I hid that. #TheBachelorAU

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    'Abort mission you stupid bitch' literally the quote of the season #TheBachelorAU

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    Actual Bachie footage... #TheBachelorAU

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    Uh.... this looks like it belongs on PornHub #TheBachelorAU

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    I have the same one in silicone #TheBachelorAU

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    Guys it is weeeeird for you to cheer your sister wife for kissing your communal boyfriend #TheBachelorAU

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    Cobie pretending to be happy about Flo & Matty J's kiss... #TheBachelorAu

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    Cobie when she found out Flo kissed Matty #TheBachelorAU

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    me in the car when my mum wont stop for maccas #TheBachelorAU

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    Liz and Jen trying to be civil like #thebachelorAU

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    Jen during this interrogation...#TheBachelorAU

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    Jen was 100% the girl in high school who had contacted books with no air bubbles and who told you Supre was "French for slut" #TheBachelorAu

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    "And for tonight's double date I've taken you to the set of Joss Whedon's 2012 thriller 'Cabin In The Woods'" #TheBachelorAU

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    Date goals: drinking champagne on an awkward double date, at a tiny table, in a dimly lit haunted mansion #TheBachelorAU

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    Suddenly realised who Jen reminds me of #TheBachelorAU @TheBachelorAU

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    Producers writing Matty's questions for this date with just a light sprinkle of draahhmahhhh #TheBachelorAU

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    Liz: I wasn't going to be a performing seal. Meanwhile Jen be like... #TheBachelorAU

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    Producers: "take two girls on a date that hate each other" Matty: #TheBachelorAU

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    Jen: just Liz?? Matty: 😶 Matty: *looks to producer* Um, yes? #TheBachelorAU

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    Sian: "I don't care" Also Sian: #thebachelorau

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    LOL IT'S TURNING INTO UNREAL LIVING FOR THIS PRODUCER ON-SCREEN DRAMA #TheBachelorAU

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    "I need to leave" "I want to stay" #TheBachelorAU

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    Sian: I want to leave Matt: Sure go for it Sian: OMG thank you so much I'll stay #TheBachelorAU

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    TO BE CONTINUED? PISS OFF OMG #TheBachelorAU

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    Channel 10 is so grounded for being a shit #TheBachelorAU