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If you combined all the male characters in Puberty Blues, you get Nick Cummins. #theprojecttv #thebachelorau
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He looks like Ailsa but speaks like Alf #TheBachelorAu #thebachelor #nickcummins
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*Been to Bali once* #TheBachelorAU
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Cass: We haven’t hooked up!!!!!!!!!! Everyone else on #TheBachelorAU:
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Nick is looking for someone Happy Likes being outside Has a lot of love to give That’s literally a golden retriever #TheBachelorAU
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nick cummins 😍😍😍#TheBachelorAu
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badgelor just said “live laugh love” and i can hear the collective screams from kmart mums around australia #TheBachelorAU
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Nick Cummins looks how Lynx smells. #TheBachelorAU
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You can pinpoint the moment badgie knows there’s no going back #TheBachelorAU
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Cat, Romy and Alisha are the moles from Porpoise Spit #TheBachelorAU
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The beginning of a relationship is like using your phone voice as a personality #TheBachelorAU
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YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US #TheBachelorAU
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Cat: Slags off everyone *gets called out on it* Also Cat: #TheBachelorAU
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My friend Budd is really talented #TheBachelorAU
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Cat trying to convince Nick she’s not there to promote her jewellery business #TheBachelorAU
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breaking the fourth wall like #TheBachelorAU
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#TheBachelorAU Romy: “I hate the whole throwing people under the bus” Also Romy:
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Romy: *aggressively forces kiss* Romy: *tells everyone how great the terrible one-person kiss was* Romy: *sneaks into swag presumably without invitation* Romy: ... Romy: Cass is desperate #TheBachelorAU
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When you realise Nick bears an uncanny resemblance to the Dad from Round The Twist. #TheBachelorAU
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When I inevitably become a bachelor contestant I'm going to tell them I'm deathly afraid of eating green curry and being on the ground #TheBachelorAu
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yes guy sebastian you sassy bitch #TheBachelorAU
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That’s 3 dead conversations. Crickets*. Perhaps it’s Nick who is boring. 🤔#TheBachelorAU
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I just googled what an actual honey badger looks like and I’m fucking terrified. #TheBachelorAU
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Contestants talk about 'hometowns' like Glee talks about 'regionals' #TheBachelorAU
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They should have called this season The Bachelor: Sports #TheBachelorAU
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Imagine waking up next to Nick and him being all “bloody struth stone the flamin crows up at the crack of sparrows you beauty too bloody right might make some damper and boil up the billy aye she’ll be right hooroo” #TheBachelorAU
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Nick is a clown. Imagine living with that guy? Talking about taxes with him? Trying to have an adult conversation where he didn’t forcefully inject ocker one liners at every stage? #TheBachelorAU
28.
You’re kissing @nckcmmns.. he carries you to bed - lays you down, grabs your throat, leans down to whisper in your ear and says some dumb shit like “ᴵᵐᵃ ᵍᵘⁿⁿᵃ ᶠˡᵒᵒᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵒʳᵍᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈʸ ʷᵉᵗ ˢᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᴷᶦᵐᵇᵉʳˡᵉy” #TheBachelorAU
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“Brooke is going to win! She’s so perfect” - Everyone. #thebachelorau
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Nick just wants to be a bachelor forever #TheBachelorAU
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Any of the girls: do you vaguely like me as a person? Nick: *random Aussie slang* alright you good sort #TheBachelorAU
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Australia: the country that doesn't bat an eyelid over having 6 prime ministers in the last 8 years but is shook to it's core when front runner Brooke leaves the #TheBachelorAU 😂😂😂 https://t.co/DP807nGdcb
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#TheBachelorAU
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Nick’s brain when the girls are sharing their feelings #TheBachelorAU
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So The Bachelor doesn't want to be The Bachelor? Kind of goes against the whole idea of the show. #TheBachelorAU
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Brit making it to the final two is the biggest thing to happen for Port Macquarie since the Kmart opened #TheBachelorAU
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the producers @ nick when he says he’s not ready for a relationship: #TheBachelorAU
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this entire season can be summed up with “full credit to the girls” tbh #thebachelorAU
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Britt: well that was a waste of time Sophie: are you fucking kidding me Two sentences that sum up reactions right there. #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/myBAKObJm7
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you: love is dead, screw this show me: time to apply some Blistex, drive my Hyundai to the airport and fly with Aircalin to New Caledonia where I’ll spend all my time washing my hair with Tresemmé!!!!!! 🙏🏼 #TheBachelorAU
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THE HONEY BADGER HAS DONE NOTHING BUT TEACH US AUSSIE RHYMING SLANG FOR 8 WEEKS #TheBachelorAU.
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And, as is #TheBachelorAU tradition, the girls realise that the real treasure was the friendships they made along the way.