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    17 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelorette" Tonight

    Apollo is a national treasure.

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    #BacheloretteAU cast: James! Lukey! Blake! Mac! Sammy! Harry! Bretto! Hayden! Ryan! Jarrod! That guy! The other one… https://t.co/QmuJPvOCH3

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    This is the same as the dance I do when I hear the Deliveroo lady buzz the front door. #bacheloretteAU

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    me hinting to all my friends that i just posted a new selfie that took me 7 hours to edit #BacheloretteAU

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    Hello, you've reached the voicemail of my pants. My pants are not available right now, please leave a message.… https://t.co/qS0epa6Mt4

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    Apollo: exists Sun: shines Woodland creatures: gather in awe Angel choir: four part harmony #BacheloretteAU

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    Just found out Apollo's real name is Jake. NOT SO GODLY NOW #BacheloretteAU

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    I just want to find a guy who'll pull out my chair and juggle my nipples. #BacheloretteAU

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    I have so much respect for @sophiemonk treating #thebacheloretteau like a macking buffet

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    Idea: put Sam in the helicopter and fly it away from here #BacheloretteAU

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    SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE, has more kids then a Slytherin dormitory #BacheloretteAU

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    Every time Jarrod speaks I lose a year off my life #BacheloretteAU

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    "5 kittens or 5 kids?" Apollo is a national treasure oh my god I'm in love #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU

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    "He needs to go" this isn't Survivor Jarrod, you can't vote him out #BacheloretteAU

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    They're talking about Sophie like she's wifi. "I have a connection", "Did you get a connection?" #BacheloretteAU

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    CAN OSHER BE THERE TO HOLD MY HAND DURING EVERY HARD MOMENT IN MY LIFE PLOISE? #Bacheloretteau

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    4 men will leave tonight which unfortunately means we won't lose Sam because he's a toddler #BacheloretteAU

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    This looks like the terrible all make a Cappella group you hire when the good one is already booked… https://t.co/SIKDjdXjE6