23 Times "The Simpsons" Summed Up Summer In Australia
"Why don't I just lay down and die."
It's so hot you can't be fucked to move at all.
And all you have to keep cool is a $12 Kmart fan.
So you try to get as close to it as possible.
But in the end you just sit in front of the fridge for half an hour.
Or stand in a cold shower for a really, really long time.
But you still can't get any goddamn sleep.
Which means the next day, you're basically a zombie.
You want to be as naked as possible at all times.
But still have to get all dressed up at Christmas, which means you sit there absolutely roasting.
Air-conditioned buildings provides sweet, sweet relief... until you freeze to death.
And then when you walk outside again, you're absolutely smashed in the face with the heat.
You OD on slurpees from 7/11.
And stock up on ice cream, even though it melts before you can eat it.
At least you always have nice, cold beer.
Literally every kid in your neighbourhood ends up at the one house with a pool.
But if you hit the public pool, you (and your eyes) inevitably regret it.
You burn your feet walking across hot bitumen barefoot.
If you forget to wear a hat, you suffer the consequences.
And you inevitably get really badly sunburned at least once over the summer.
Which makes showering feel like a thousand needles are being pelted at your skin.
The hottest days seem to make literally everything melt.
And when a heatwave hits in the middle of February, you're 10000% done with this shit.
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