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23 Times "The Simpsons" Summed Up Summer In Australia

"Why don't I just lay down and die."

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1. It's so hot you can't be fucked to move at all.

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2. And all you have to keep cool is a $12 Kmart fan.

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3. So you try to get as close to it as possible.

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4. But in the end you just sit in front of the fridge for half an hour.

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5. Or stand in a cold shower for a really, really long time.

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6. But you still can't get any goddamn sleep.

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7. Which means the next day, you're basically a zombie.

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8. You want to be as naked as possible at all times.

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9. But still have to get all dressed up at Christmas, which means you sit there absolutely roasting.

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10. Air-conditioned buildings provides sweet, sweet relief... until you freeze to death.

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11. And then when you walk outside again, you're absolutely smashed in the face with the heat.

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12. You OD on slurpees from 7/11.

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13. And stock up on ice cream, even though it melts before you can eat it.

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14. At least you always have nice, cold beer.

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15. Literally every kid in your neighbourhood ends up at the one house with a pool.

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16. But if you hit the public pool, you (and your eyes) inevitably regret it.

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17. You burn your feet walking across hot bitumen barefoot.

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18. If you forget to wear a hat, you suffer the consequences.

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19. And you inevitably get really badly sunburned at least once over the summer.

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20. Which makes showering feel like a thousand needles are being pelted at your skin.

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21. The hottest days seem to make literally everything melt.

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22. Including you.

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23. And when a heatwave hits in the middle of February, you're 10000% done with this shit.

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