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    For Everyone Who Is Emotional About Alexei On "Stranger Things"

    Raise your cherry slurpees for the MVP of Stranger Things 3.

    It was perhaps inevitable for ~the Russians~ to enter the plot as the bad guys in the '80s world of Stranger Things, but what was not expected was just how much we would grow to love one (1) of them.

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    That's right, I'm talking about Alexei!

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    Amongst all the cardboard cutout Evil Russians (and Evil Scientists), he's a much-needed pure and wholesome example of both.

    He's a super smart, gentle and patient soul who manages to break down complex science for American dinguses who don't even speak his language.

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    He is also a discerning slurpee connoisseur.

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    And basically just wants to watch the Looney Tunes all the time...

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    ...when he's not enjoying other American fun.

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    He just wants to believe there's good in the world.

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    And he proves that there is.

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    Look how happy he is about it!!

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    (I'm not ready to talk about what comes immediately after this just yet.)

    Alexei even wins over Murray, who hates Russians with his whole conspiracy theorist brain!

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    Just like he won over the hearts of literally anyone watching Stranger Things 3.

    I mean, he's so damn meme-able (a sure sign of a Good Character).

    hop- "hes a cHiLd mUrDeReR" alexei- #StrangerThings3

    And...okay here goes...HE DESERVED BETTER.

    #StrangerThings nobody: still nobody: me: ALEXEI WAS A PURE BABY WHO WAS SCARED AND JUST WANTED TO WATCH LOONEY TUNES AND DRINK CHERRY SLURPEES. WHY COULDN’T THEY LET HIM BE HAPPY AND EAT CORNDOGS WITH MURRAY WHY??! HE DESERVED HAPPINESS AND HAPPINESS ONLY

    OMG ALEXEI PLS TELL ME MORE U WON! YOU WON ALEXEI I’LL BUY YOU CHERRY SLURPEE, I’L BUY U THE FUCKING SLURPEE MÁCHINE #StragerThings3 #AlexeiDeservedBetter

    #alexeideservedbetter :/ why all the good ones have to die

    IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

    How to go from joy to extreme sadness in less than 3 seconds ..... #StrangerThings

    WHY COULDN'T WE KEEP HIM??!??!?!

    Just wanted to take a minute to say fuck this dude for killing Alexei he just wanted a cherry slurpie 😭 #StrangerThings #Alexei #AlexeiDeservedBetter

    Pour one (cherry slurpee) out for Alexei, gone far too soon.

    #strangerthings3 #strangerthings #alexeideservedbetter #alexei Me explaining The 7/11 worker why I'm crying while buying a cherry slurpee

    *cries forever*

    I’ll be having a cherry slurpee for Alexei tonight #strangerthings #AlexeiDeservedBetter

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