Buzz·Posted on 12 Jan 201717 Batshit Things That Have Already Happened In Australia In 2017Honestly what is this country?by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Melbourne's beaches were literally full of shit. Annie Parker @annie_parker Poo beaches?? Really Melbourne, you must try harder... 06:40 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. While over a thousand people shut down a city block trying to get cheap tickets to The Book of Mormon. Sarah Nicole Lee @sarahnicole_lee At the front of #BookOfMormonAU queue but it wraps the entire block of Collins, Bourke, and Russell St 😩 10:04 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. A snake ate an entire wallaby. View this post on Facebook Facebook: 7newssydney 4. While this one ate another snake. Source / PR IMAGE 5. And this one hitched a ride in the bonnet of a woman's car. Mundoo Island Station / Via Facebook: pg 6. This snake hid inside a little girl's bedside light. Gold Coast Snake Catcher / Via Facebook: Goldcoastsnakecatcher 7. And THIS one fell victim to a redback spider. View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php There's been a lot of snake news, OK. 8. Former PM Bob Hawke sculled a beer at the cricket before lunchtime, on live TV. Charles Croucher @ccroucher9 Our oldest living Prime Minister. Outstanding. 03:23 AM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. A goon thief hid the evidence. Shannon Deery @s_deery Bloke charged with stealing goon bag drank it, all of it, while in a police room waiting to be interviewed. Sculled… https://t.co/7uGzv1eykw 01:53 AM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Thousands of people descended on Canberra to celebrate burnouts, booze and boobs at Summernats. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @jasmineinjuly 11. A mum in Queensland was fined after admitting to "testing" her 15-year-old son's weed stash. pedestrian.tv 12. KFC did... this. View this post on Facebook facebook.com 13. A croc that had been terrorising a golf club was caught... except it might've been an entirely different croc. View this post on Facebook Facebook: willowsgolfclub 14. Meanwhile, this croc was just chilling at a kid's playground. cairnspost.com.au 15. This guy kayaked over the edge of a waterfall. View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php 16. And this guy played lawn bowls for 73 hours straight in an attempt to break a world record that never actually existed. ABC / Via abc.net.au At least he SET the record and raised $20,000 for his bowls club in the process. 17. Finally, it came to light that people have been throwing themselves through tables for fun. Facebook: pg / Via buzzfeed.com And we're only 12 days in! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF LogoTV / Via Giphy Want more proof that Australia is the craziest place on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!