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17 Batshit Things That Have Already Happened In Australia In 2017

Honestly what is this country?

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1. Melbourne's beaches were literally full of shit.

Poo beaches?? Really Melbourne, you must try harder...

2. While over a thousand people shut down a city block trying to get cheap tickets to The Book of Mormon.

At the front of #BookOfMormonAU queue but it wraps the entire block of Collins, Bourke, and Russell St đŸ˜©

3. A snake ate an entire wallaby.

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7. And THIS one fell victim to a redback spider.

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There's been a lot of snake news, OK.


8. Former PM Bob Hawke sculled a beer at the cricket before lunchtime, on live TV.

Our oldest living Prime Minister. Outstanding.

9. A goon thief hid the evidence.

Bloke charged with stealing goon bag drank it, all of it, while in a police room waiting to be interviewed. Sculled…

10. Thousands of people descended on Canberra to celebrate burnouts, booze and boobs at Summernats.

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13. A croc that had been terrorising a golf club was caught... except it might've been an entirely different croc.

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15. This guy kayaked over the edge of a waterfall.

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