1. Melbourne’s beaches were literally full of shit.
2. While over a thousand people shut down a city block trying to get cheap tickets to The Book of Mormon.
3. A snake ate an entire wallaby.
7. And THIS one fell victim to a redback spider.
There’s been a lot of snake news, OK.
8. Former PM Bob Hawke sculled a beer at the cricket before lunchtime, on live TV.
9. A goon thief hid the evidence.
10. Thousands of people descended on Canberra to celebrate burnouts, booze and boobs at Summernats.