1. Dipping a clean knife into the smooth, dark, beautifully tar-like surface of a new jar of Vegemite. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined Subsequently getting a perfectly even spread on your toast is the icing on the cake (or, rather, the Vegemite on the bread). 2. Cracking open a fresh tin of Milo and peeling back the foil. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined Bonus points if you can get it off in one perfect circle. 3. Snipping the end off a Zooper Dooper and sucking out the little knobby bit that is stuck in the tip. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined That sounds dirtier than it is. Or maybe it's just that dirty. 👀 4. Screaming "no way get fucked fuck off" in the chorus of "Am I Ever Going To See Your Face Again". Hayley || 86 !!! @HappyNowKTM Is this just an Australian thing To sing "no way get fucked fuck off" to the don't "am I ever gonna see Ur face again" 11:41 AM - 16 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Also "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?" during "Living Next Door To Alice". 5. And singing Daryl Braithwaite's "The Horses" at every opportunity. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined We also love belting out "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and anything by Farnsy and Barnsey. 6. Plus, just, like, listening to "Untouched" by The Veronicas. Festive Merry Man Child @JBfromDC89 17 yr old me: 21 yr old me: 29 yr old me: 50 yr old me: 93 yr old me: ⚪️───────────── 0:01 -4:15 Untouched The Veronicas ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 🔈───────────⚪️🔊 11:10 PM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Those violins!!! 7. Starting and responding to the "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie" chant in literally any situation – especially when overseas. 𝐜𝐞𝐥 🍒| ig: @hyunjin.tv @iheartskds felix and chan reacted so fast to the 'aussie aussie aussie!' 05:16 AM - 18 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite It's basically how we say "I love you" and I think that's beautiful. 8. Feeling the cool change hit when it's been an oppressively hot all day. Denham Sadler @denhamsadler When the cool change hits: 05:36 AM - 04 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Honestly, this is better than sex. 9. Finally getting access to cultural products that have been withheld from us for too long. jade dumplings @perksoflace himym, greys anatomy and buffy on stan??? I’m fucking dEAD 09:51 PM - 27 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Why do we always get LESS of everything/have to wait? We're impatient, petty and jealous, dammit. 10. Oh, and finding a good VPN that actually works, or a decent pirated link. memecenter.com Like I said, we're impatient, petty and jealous. 11. Actually getting tickets to see the few international acts who tour here. Osman Faruqi @oz_f Sydney’s inner-west tonight is just people walking around in a daze, asking each other if they got Lizzo tickets, stumped that no one can find a real person who nabbed one. 10:58 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Shout out to all the mythical unicorns seeing Lizzo! If you need a plus one, ya girl is free. 12. Going through the drive-thru at Macca's when there's no cars in front of you. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined Don't ask me how an American fast food chain became so intrinsic to Australian culture, but it did. 13. Scoring a good bargain, even if it's not what you actually wanted to buy in the first place. belle 🙎🏽♀️ @kelljury before i moved out i used to turn my nose up at aldi and now i’m preordering their special buys 07:12 AM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite "It was on special at Aldi" – Ancient Australian proverb. 14. Fooling anyone from overseas about, well, everything. Especially if they're American. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined No matter how weird the story, Australians will tell you it's 100% true and invent five new facts to go along with it. 15. And on the flip side, being noticed by people overseas (again, especially Americans) at all. Bernard Keane @BernardKeane Don't Australians love it when the Americans pay attention to us! 12:21 AM - 07 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite "What? We made American news? An Australia actor/musician is big in America? Americans are now making flat whites? THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS COUNTRY." 16. Squeezing tomato sauce out of those little double-sided packets. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined It's not very environmentally sustainable, but damn it's satisfying. 17. Spotting fairy bread at a party. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined Even – or maybe especially when – you're a grown-arse adult. 18. And, of course, going to Bunnings for a sausage sizzle. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @undefined It's just not the weekend without a good snag.