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Seriously, Where Is Gendry On "Game Of Thrones"?

Everything is happening on Game of Thrones - except the appearance of Robert Baratheon's bastard.

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Remember Gendry Waters?

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He was Arya's faithful travel companion long before the Hound.

They had some good times.

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And grew very close.

But then Melisandre took Gendry away and seduced him and freaking LEECHED him.

She and Stannis used Gendry's half-royal Baratheon blood in a spell to put a stop to the "usurpers" Balon Greyjoy, Robb Stark and Joffrey Baratheon. Which seems to be working pretty well so far...

So it's not like Gendry is unimportant - to the show in general and to Arya in particular. Which makes it all the more frustrating that he is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

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The loss of his outstanding abs is also very frustrating.

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The last time we saw Gendry, Davos was helping him escape Stannis and Melisandre, and their plans to burn him alive, by putting him in a boat.

Davos gave Gendry three pieces of advice:

1. Head for King's Landing.

2. Don't drink the seawater.

3. Don't fall out.

With only two episodes in season four to go, Gendry still hasn't popped up in King's Landing or anywhere else in Westeros. Which leaves one question:

Wait, where the fuck is Gendry?

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Seriously where the fuck is gendry

He's not in the Vale.

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He's not on the Wall.

He's not (?) in King's Landing.

Is he in Valyria?

Gendry actually ended up rowing to Valyria and has become an all powerful wizard with loads of Valyrian steel swords.

Barristan the Bold@fraser_henry_

Gendry actually ended up rowing to Valyria and has become an all powerful wizard with loads of Valyrian steel swords.

5:20 AM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Is he in Asshai?

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Is he with Benjen Stark (remember him?) and the rest of the forgotten characters?

Did he travel in time?

Did he drink the seawater? :(

Is he lost?

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IS HE STILL IN THAT BLOODY BOAT?!

Meanwhile with Gendry in Game of Thrones

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Why are the Game of Thrones writers doing this to us?!

It's just not fair.

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Oh, right.

Here's hoping he shows up soon.

And alive.

all these playas in the game of thrones be dropping like flies bUT GENDRY LIVES ON

gendry@gendry_ebooks

all these playas in the game of thrones be dropping like flies bUT GENDRY LIVES ON

8:10 AM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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