1.
On trying to get hired:
2.
On greeting customers:
3.
And their classic responses:
7.
And getting used to it:
8.
On being asked to "just check" for something:
10.
And definitely not being sick of them:
12.
On customer complaints:
13.
And getting the manager:
15.
And giving zero fucks:
19.
And REALLY late customers:
20.
On customers that never leave:
22.
And never going outside:
25.
And having no energy left at the end of the day:
26.
On avoiding extra shifts:
27.
And on the way retail changes you: