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    Updated on 13 Oct 2018. Posted on 27 Sep 2018

    Literally Just 21 Weirdly Relatable And Hilarious Tweets

    "I don't need everyone to like me, I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever."

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    AM I HUNGRY OR AM I JUST DISAPPOINTED IN THE WORLD AT LARGE

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    what i’m actually doing when i say i’m 5 mins away

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    do u ever eat a whole dinner and ur like immediately ready for Second Dinner

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    I am SUPER chill unless I'm hungry, overheated, running late, waiting in a long line, in traffic, at the doctor, on a beach, getting a massage, having a cocktail, sleeping,

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    me to myself when i should have been tucked in and sleeping

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    I wish there was an invention where I could send my body to the gym but my mind and soul could stay in bed.

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    I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

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    My personal brand is having several tabs with articles about how to work more efficiently open at all times and never reading them

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    I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for the person that finds them tomorrow

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    When I was 19 I had an extensive high heel collection. Ten years later I have “going out” runners

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    Is there anything more relatable than Ginny Weasley's absolute horror that no one in her family told that her *crush* was sitting at the breakfast table? https://t.co/aI2OxhvkE0

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    Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs

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    me: thanks for the feedback. Really valuable!!! coworker: no problem! [coworker gets text at 3am] who teh fucgk do u thgink u r

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    I dont need everyone to like me I just need for no one to be even the slightest bit upset at me ever

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    Hello world! I am going to tell you about this awful problem I have! Every time I type out a professional email I cannot help but write like this! I cannot stop this habit for I am afraid people will think I am uninterested and rude! Please send help! Thank you for your time!

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    [first person to have a houseplant] i'd like to kill something very slowly in the privacy of my own home

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    HE DRINKS A WHISKEY DRINK HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK HE DRINKS A LAGER DRINK HE DRINKS A CIDER DRINK HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT REMIND HIM OF THE GOOD TIMES HE TELLS HIS DOCTOR THAT HE ONLY DRINKS LIKE MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK HONESTLY ITS JUST KIND OF A SOCIAL THING OHHHHHHHH

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    When the hairdresser doesn't do what you wanted, but you smile and say thanks anyway.

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    Excuse me, but does this Snapchat filter effectively hide all of my terrible life choices?

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    computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea”

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