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19 Damn Funny Tweets That'll Make You Seen

"I've been hitting 'remind me tomorrow' on a computer update for the last 68 years."

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TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP 4- we hang out 3- we can travel together 2- I would take a bullet for you 1- I will speak to you on phone

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I’m just a girl Sitting in front of a computer Holding a phone Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.

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It's okay password, I'm insecure too.

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Are we all ready to admit that "don't tell ANYONE" means you can tell exactly one person

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does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile”

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me (after spending two hours watching old Vine compilations): how do people have time to listen to podcasts

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I've been hitting "remind me tomorrow" on a computer update for the last 68 years.

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I'm into ⚪️ Men ⚪️ Women 🔘 Researching the menu ahead of time so I know exactly what to order, including side dishes and dessert

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"Haha": Normal, regular person "heh": Serious, likes a laugh but gets straight back to work "hehehe": Illegal in some states, be careful "lol": Obsessed with politics "lewl": Most apps wont even let you say this "Hah": Grew up rich

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“What’s a toxic trait you have?” Me: i tend to eat the other person’s fries on the way home and i keep the one that is full

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IKEA is a great place to hear “Babe?” 10,000 times in one afternoon.

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*am 33 years old, sees my fifth-grade teacher* me: "Oh man, hi Mrs. Smith!" Mrs. Smith: "hi! you know you can call me Anne now, we're both adults!" me: "hahah absolutely not, have a nice summer though, great to see you, Mrs. Smith!"

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me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage

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Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006

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anyone: me: ok but i really feel like ur mad at me :/

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Me looking for my Uber because I don’t know what a Toyota Corolla looks like

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You know what I hate? I hate those toilet paper dispensers where you need the skills of a gynaecologist to coax the paper out through the small gap at the bottom.

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This is a mood killer. Idc how happy you are https://t.co/fIwByZ2Rll

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why didn’t anyone tell me that your perpetual state of existence after the age of 27 is just “tired”

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